Normal Dervy

pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now

filing the serial number off my plunger after taco tuesday

you should have to fill out forms and qualify for speaker phone use in public

chef tony lied to me about miracle blades

vibe coding a robot that stabs me with a steak knife if I get too close

me and the wife sharing a cigarette like the dogs in Lady and the Tramp

gonna cop the AI gibberish hat

retro game store

getting enough money points to have the barista at the cafe you frequent killed and buried with you

yes that's right i am looking to rent a bathroom that sleeps eight

not only are the kimono girls great dancers, they're also skilled at pokemon

I feel like you should still get to wish to meet the Mythbusters if you get some weird, super deadly type of cancer as a 35 year old

me and my four best friends before they decide to team up on me and collapse my skull with tools

the thing about a city is it's a whole bunch of houses and it's crazy to have so many houses

I'm about to go crazy on these Taki sir, please don't I'm going psycho on the taki the plural is, 'Takis' I'm going to go crazy on them sir, please don't

flea medication that comes in a huge, unlabeled rubbermaid bin that you can buy off a guy from facebook marketplace

my google fitness app doesn't know I smoke a pack a day

the optometrist said I should only need to wear my glasses for fighting

just signed the lease for a place here

Dwight: DAMMIT! Jim sent my stapler to the Realm of Chaos again Ascendant Jim:

this shit has got to feel crazy

Google Fit says it's okay if I smoke 2 packs a day because I step so good

having my nephew over for the weekend, we're going shoplifting

told a bunch of firefighters that it's really more of a crazyfire and they all agreed, they're changing the word for me