Desert Doggo 🔜 PS 10/11-11/10, COG Weekend

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I want to be this wrecked by the end of COGweekend this week.

They’ve made a slot machine specifically for @v-art.co.uk

You need to show Bluesky a photo ID to use it in Texas. Fuck you. *vpn*

Eeyore, how could you?

There are a lot of people in our community that are sad right now, and these are completely valid and valuable feelings. Take joy in the memories we have had together and strive to have more memories with those friends we will make in the future. If you need anything, your friends are here. ❤️

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

The Senator from Fucktussle will be shocked to learn who is managing the computers of several 3 character initial government agencies.

I want to be fucked by this.

*bottom noises* The XL Nile and the Screw 36 on the Fuck Yeah machine were intense. I’m blaming @kompy.dog and @rifkafoxad.bsky.social for ruining me last week and now I fuck crocodiles. Next time: video.

Just a reminder that we’ve got a president taking emoluments from foreign governments, committing war crimes bombing children in actions not approved by Congress, and diesel is $7 a gallon. But fucknuts here is worried you may spend thousands on a sex bag and have a job. *slow clap*

I also have a telegram channel (free and private) for videos and more. Dm for more info and invites.

Ngl: Kinda pissed I can’t stay in PS for leather pride after COG because the way that shitpants in the White House fucked the elections this year. Need to drive home to vote in person because of the ballot situation here in NV thanks to that fuckwad. #8647

Wait, his name is Raww Dog? Okay now I know they're trolling us.

Don’t know why I’m so inspired to share this video on today of all days… youtu.be/EY0ph_DSt2g?...

I have food idea thanks to Sorted Foods Pulled pork Boysenberry jam Herbed cheese Tortilla I want it in my mouth. And I want to go to Knotts Berry Farm and boysenberry fest.

Air can be optional. Another photo on my Telegram channel. HMU for a link.

It’s the Gulf of Mexico. It’s Lake Ontario. It’s the John F Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. SprayTan ShitPants can blow his “orders” straight out his soon to be dead 80 year old ass. #politics

I cried. Thank you.

I’ve set up a Telegram group to share some videos and pictures from my adventures. Rubber, fursuits, gear, drones, lots of machines, and hole exploration. DM me if you’d like a link.

Hey size queen bluesky: Any tips for training to take thicker toys at depth? Really struggling to open that second ring

I actually just bought a Screw from Friendly Toys, and before it shipped I got a very nice email saying that this was going on sale in a few days. So they preemptively gave me the discount. I will soon be able to SCREW ME, but this maker will not screw you. Absolutely fantastic customer service. ❤️

When he’s horny and done asking nicely… #WerewolfWednesday

@growlph.greywolf.social , please get off the roof.

Hey, I’m not a werewolf. I’m a right here wolf. Is the tracking collar really needed? The beeping and blinking is not helping me, um, “make friends” with that antelope over there.

I still want to know why nobody is talking about all the hooker spit and Bad Dragon dildos found with Lindsey Graham’s body. Seems like it would be important.

These look delicious, but remember: it’s also zucchini season. Lock your car doors. You don’t want gardeners putting random excess veg in your car to hide the truth that they should never have planted 13 zucchini plants…

Cheers to Mike Judge once again for predicting the future. I’m sure the “evolution” of Fuddruckers to Buttfuckers was just an AI clanker fucking up the logo and the intern never bothering to check it.

I got you rubber pawbs. What did you get me for my birthday?

Buttplugs

Listen, kid, help yer dad out here with those more nimble paws. Went to the tiki bar, may have had one too many, and now I’ve got this beeping thing with an antenna on me. Not the Father’s Day gift I was expecting. @lobitoworks.bsky.social and 📸 by @rifkafox.bsky.social

Quote post one of your favorite latex pics #InternationalDayOfLatex

I for one hope the healing begins and that New York can forgive Elmo who just wanted everyone to have fun.