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They didn’t broadcast the sausage last night? We used to be a country. 🙄

A live look at the Bulls opener.

At least no MLB team has ever been jinxed for denying entry.

Ditka dies, Sox lose, Bears lose, Pope gets lung cancer… did a mortal touch a unicorn or something?

It’s 1993. The White Sox just had a promising season but there will be a work stoppage next season. It’s 2026. The White Sox just had a promising season but there will be a work stoppage next season.

Me watching the White Sox:

We need to give the White Sox all our spirit to break this funk.

Shake the heavens White Sox fans! #GoodGuysWearBlack

Bring back this introduction! #WhiteSox

AEW is great at tribute shows. I hope we never have to see another. #AEWDynamite

The White Sox are heading to Cleveland for business because nobody goes to Cleveland on vacation.

I love you Sickos. ❤️

Man, I just saw him. 😢

Me watching the White Sox:

Wentz looks how I feel after a standing room only music festival. #PackersVsVikings

Bears fan from 2005: “Punt returner must of had one hell of a game”. #BearsVsPanthers

Bears finally get a SB offense and the defense is Swiss cheese. What a uniquely Chicago nightmare.

Tetairoa McMillan runs routs like my four year old writes his name.

Hey, Listen! You can hum Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter in the new Zelda. 😉

Disney will fall all over themselves trying to update the Muppets for “today” but then make a shot for shot live action remake of a 20 year old cartoon. 🙄

There ain’t no good way to go about it, but if you must, go out being awesome like The Butcher. 🔪🗡️🐰

“Don’t dream it, be it.”

If there ever was a layup for an American Pope… #SaintDolly

The best that America has to offer was personified by Dolly Parton.

Such a night! #WhiteSox

I love how El Clon sells the chop like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot that got popped. #AEW #AEWDynamite

I wish Democrats would battle Republicans as fiercely as they battle their own rising stars.

TA7 gave us some great memories. 🌽

Who’s behind the White Sox in the standings?

All of the teams’ theme songs are listed, but they botched Da Bulls? It is the most well-known team song in sports.

Live Action Moana is really good.

English speaking fans owe it to Místico to learn the words to Me Muero. #AEW

Hell yeah Braden Montgomery!

I can’t hear “Who I Am” by Jessica Andrews without becoming physically ill.

Whenever I do anything successful my internal voice goes “bang, bang, bang”. #RIPStaceyKing

So long Stacey King, say hello to Elizabeth for me. 🏀

I volunteer to donate my hamstring to Mune. #WhiteSox

The Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day?

PCA and the White Sox Lady ought to have a “make-up” lunch at The Wiener's Circle, so they can both get properly cussed out. #WhiteSox #Cubs

If they trade Mune we riot. #WhiteSox

Supreme Court reforms are long overdue.

LED boards are the worst thing to happen to wrestling sets. #Wrestlemania

The way recent MLB rule changes have destroyed nap culture has not received enough public attention.

At least Mune is on pace for 162 HRs. 😐 #WhiteSox

The withdrawal before the Sweet 16 is the worst.

Don’t forget to vote today.

Did TMNT really need an industrial accident to explain why a corporation dumped chemicals into the sewer?