DeusExMacadamia

There are so many things wrong with this country. And I have hated it, at times. Good people have suffered for generations. But that does not mean I will allow a monster to amplify that suffering, to weaponize the worst inclinations of a flawed republic that is capable of so much more.

Also, "where the hell is you"

This statue of Punch in the Mercer Museum. My Mom would leave me in the vestibule when she went to the library, and it was just him and me.

Underrated lie: "Fellas, I can run myself." I know it was 25 years ago, but this mf'er couldn't run.

New shade of head merkin

When he retires, Aaron Rodgers will become the most annoying former athlete the world has ever known.

Talked to a Trump voter in a bar who says he regrets his vote, and Trump broke all his promises. The conversation then pivoted to adrenochrome.

George Santos wins Wyoming primary

Trump and Harp reminisce about Hee Haw.

America has experienced oligarchy thrice in its brief history. The first was under the slaveholding founders The second, the robber barons, a century later. A third American oligarchy emerged around 1980 — and has only gotten more powerful.

Happy birthday, Bob Dylan

Scott Baio should replace Kash Patel at the FBI. He does have experience at being in charge.

So if my kid fell out of a tree and was bleeding out on the ground, and I decided it was more economical to let him die, I go to jail. Yet insurance companies do the same thing, thousands of times. And we just live with it. Insanity.

I assume Hegseth hasn't heard of the Hans Island whiskey exchange, or we'd be redirecting resources from Iran.

Post Something Random Or You'll Have An Awful April

This WBC has me so conflicted. I'm compelled, and can't not root for the US. Yet I know if they win, I'll be subjected to some of my Phillies playing grab-ass with Trump at the White House.

Now if Canada beats Italy in the World Cup, the prophecy is fulfilled.

TRUMP’S WAR IS GOING SO BAD HE’S ALREADY THROWING JARED KUSHNER UNDER THE BUS open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...

The fact MSNOW won't feature Mike Schmidt and Ty Cobb in the same segment is malpractice.

Saw some stuff about Lou Holtz being fired for supporting Jesse Helms. And that's...somewhat true? www.helluvabird.com/lou-holtz-je...

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

It's bonkers to me the Quakertown kids still being in jail isn't a bigger story nationally.

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Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds — theonion.com/trump-attemp...

A Soldier's Story #BlackHistoryMonth

But I'll bet she's quick to blithely say, "Thank you for your service"

Chilling stuff. It seems like the overwrought language of a bad movie villain, and yet...

People have surely thought Germans should have stormed the camps built near their towns to liberate them when they got a sense of what was going on there. What will we do, I wonder?

One weird sitcom trope is the bachelor auction. Has that actually happened in real life?

ICE agents learn their bonus has been changed to tickets to the Melania movie.

Mispronounced the winner's name is *chef's kiss. "Verbal". #NFL

Bezos, and many galaxy-brained CEO's: "Every decision I've made has backfired. So we're gonna have to let you go."

When Nun's get called for jury duty, what do they put for "Spouse's occupation "?

"Stop the Steal", "Be Best", "Truth the Vote". It's like they were all written by an FSB agent who just barely passed the English course.

Here's "the" good review of the Melania movie. Enjoy. www.standard.co.uk/culture/film...

All Along the Watchtower- Hendrix

He caved? Has Schumer ever had a stronger hand? He's been in the Senate for over 20 years, and still gets muscled around. Pathetic.

We're just normal men.

Would this Fulton county raid be happening if Jack Smith hadn't testified that Trump knew he lost?

Angry potato Tom Homan deployed to Minnesota

Sometimes Mom's homemade meatball with garlic bread sandwich is all the cooking I need.

Man, do we need more men like this.

Evan Kilgore is a right wing troll. Some DJ on Twitter said he was the shooter based on...nothing, really. Then someone made a picture. This reaks of bullshit. Rage bait posts on the right got us here. We should try to be better.

Well done, Florida.