dev-named-jay.bsky.social

I'm fairly confident Megan Thee Stallion will be dropping her album next week. She's been dropping tracks for two weeks plus the universe sent me signs in the form of billard balls staying that date is magic.

Microsoft Teams is the most garbage piece of software ever written.

Stimmed so hard I ruptured my eardrum today. All one can do is laugh.

After years of complaining, I finally got a work-issued MacBook to replace my Windows machine and I couldn’t be happier or more productive. Amazed by how slow Windows runs Microsoft products like Office.

My queen. @megantheestailion.bsky.social

The only 6 7 I know is 6-foot 7-foot 8-foot bunch

demoing a new Django app for my enterprise coworkers is always fun. I try to guess how long before someone asks “can I save that to excel?” Today it was 7mins. My answer ”of course you can, click this one button” (the only acceptable answer to that question imo) #django #DelightYourCustomers

Whenever meeting new friends I like to start out “Hi my name is Jay. What you do believe about the nature of the universe?”

Teradata connector 🥰🥰🥰🥰 omg Im so happy.

bye paramount. Fuck you for kneeling to the orange turd.

It’s a find-your-meds-in-your-pocket-at-noon kind of Monday.

Working out at what is an predominantly 🏳️‍🌈 leaning gym is an amazing validating experience that every homo and queer should get to experience.

If I tell an AI to keep reply brief, does that result in a lower power consumption?

T minus 9mins before this hunk of windows (10) garbage corporate laptop reboots and updates to windows 11. Tomorrow might just be a mental health day to grieve.

<pain points with new enterprise SPA that is not mine>.pptx “Two end points are called and the results combined. If one of the services returns more than 2k results, they doesn’t combine correctly ” —- Me: “🤷 coulda had an SQL on the backend but we’re on that microservices bullshit right now”

Today, on out of pocket things I’ve done with Duckdb - injesting the entire content of my Outlook file so I can supplement advanced features not found in Outlook. Like the ability to search for and find an email. 🙄

CRUD all the way down.

If you schedule an hour long meeting to read a PowerPoint to me that you didn’t send in advance, don’t be offended when I fall asleep. This isn’t story time before a nap send that shit in advance so we can have a meaningful discussion jfc

Oh god my heart when I see “typescript” and “stored procedures”. and also yes, business logic needs to be in the database, not in the application.

Read Django’s dumpdata into duckdb in one command. (sed because I needed to clean up some logging junk).

25 year old seen googling “what is a packed decimal”. The obscurity of an IBM mainframe is our only hope.

I just know that if I wish hard enough, some ambitious data person at IBM is going to figure out how to embed @duckdb.org into IMS and open source it and ill figure out how to convince an architect to let us try it.

Had this pc as a kid as a handmedown from the school lab. I painted the case and keyboard blue so it would look like an iMac.

Apple needs to move Look Up back to where it belongs when I a user selects text in iOS safari.

A new image of Triton for the holidays 🥺 its going to be a great year ❤️🛸💫

If #Excel adds one more freaking option for where to save a file in an attempt to use their shitty one drive I swear I'm going to pull whats left of my hair out.

If you’re part of a team of or lead Django engineers, definitely grab any of Adam’s books and discuss as a group. Great discussion material

Next duckdb release is looking pretty lit

Where are my other corporate elder millennials working 20 years at the same co who can throw some code around but have successfully avoided programming Big Iron yourself but you're thinking now might be the time as watch the boomers who held it all together slowing transition into retirement.

Spotify wrapped early preview. Megan showing substantial gains in the forth quarter, her projections over the next six months look very bright.

teradata dba's have my pic pinned to a dart board. how dare I consider a left join bro wtf is an AMP

bro you say you do data but you don't even have a keyboard shortcut to freeze the first row, turn filters on, and change the background to company's primary color scheme...

@djangoproject.com post a reminder about the survey! But also why the function-based-view erasure lol