Mark DeVault

If you think about it, everyone is here.

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I got a survey from the hotel we stayed at. Shortly after, I received an email that said, “Please kindly remember that any score below 8 is considered a zero for us, so your score is very important to our team.” Don’t send me a survey then ask me to give you high ratings you don’t deserve.

How many credit card companies have ads where one person buys something for a friend because they get cash back? Do these banks understand financial decisions. Does it make sense for you to pay 100% of the cost of an item for someone else because your financial institution will refund you 2%?

“Made with real potatoes”. Doesn’t that mean that potatoes were in the room when they were made? If I say that I baked cookies with Grandma, that doesn’t mean she’s an ingredient.

Jesus was woker than the wokest woke person alive today.

There’s an obvious fix to the “controversy” around Oklahoma’s missed field goal. They should put a crossbar over the top of the posts and require that the ball go through the hole. Better yet, make it a round hole. Kickers are too good these days. Make it tougher on them.

I know introverts and extroverts, but wtf is a trovert?

MY Love Shack is going to have shingles and a doorbell.

The world would be a much more interesting place if, occasionally, people got the zoomies.

Donald Trump is in poor physical health.

Today Apple Maps told us to stay on the same road for 195 miles. Made me wonder where in the world you have to be for Apple Maps to tell you to stay on your current path the longest and how far is it. I’m guessing it would be over 2,000 miles.

Our military is being paid by an anonymous donor. Our WH East Wing was demolished for a ballroom - paid for by donors. These aren’t acts of benevolence or patriotism. This is the oligarchy assuming control, insidiously becoming part of how we function. Every American should reject it.

No one should EVER support a politician who recommends gerrymandering. Ever.

That’s a pretty solid list.

Jimmy Swaggart died. Guess which way he went.

Sure got dusty in here all of the sudden.

This is an EXTREMELY dangerous, un-American statement. It is one that has been echoed by every dictator throughout history.

To be clear, Elon doesn’t know wtf he’s talking about.

Fan Duel and Draft Kings ads are everywhere. How much are you all losing?????

trump is a toddler, and every republican is a terrible parent.

Very cool.

Anyone know how to set the time zone on my Handspring Visor? This will be a nice upgrade from my iPhone 14.

I got three vaccines today and they jabbed me with three needles. Why can’t they mix them first and only stab me once?

I wish companies would stop lying to us. It’s not “Due to unusually high call volumes” that we have to wait on hold. It’s due to exceptionally understaffed customer service departments.

Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies

Best live concert performance ever.

Better than the original.

Aretha Franklin was absolutely amazing, and I love Carole King’s reactions.

I’d pay good money to see NPH perform anything live.

Adding this to my list of performances I can watch over and over and over again.