Devilishly Clever.

Devilishly Clever.

@devilishlyclever.bsky.social

Devil May Care Attitude. I just want to enjoy Social Media without leasing my soul to the devil. Former Twitter Exile. Clever, Witty, Non GMO. Former ISA. Current Freelancer/Corporate Intelligence. I find out who is being really bad. "Sine Pari."

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So what is Your 16 old daughter doing? Mine is in the workshop making a motion controlled Devil Tail, and connecting it to her wrist so when her hand moves, it moves. Me, I gave up 30 minutes into trying to open a blister package.

"I'm scared." "Why?" "JT is going to be in charge for 3 months." "He is a good." "LAST TIME HE WAS IN CHARGE HE CAME TO WORK IN A FUNCTIONAL DARTH VADER COSTUME! COMPLETE WITH VOICE CHANGER AND BREATHING! KEPT TELLING US HE WAS MOST DISPLEASED WITH OUR REPORTS!" "Now I am scared."

I have been told by a MAGA Male that his argument between Him, and My Wife is between them, and I should not get involved because SHE can argue with him because well, she is a girl. She wants equal rights she should not need you to defend her. My Reply..."You're scared, aren't you?"

Explaining to a young rookie cop. “The Dogs are on Their Property. They are not in the streets. There is a Halo Fence around the entire Property. If you shoot any of my dogs. I will fucking hurt you.” “I’m a Cop!” “I don’t care.” “I’m a cop!!!” “ I DON’T FUCKING CARE!!!”

"How did you two manage to raise 10 daughters without one of them rebelling, or having parental issues." "We were always there." "She took the bulk of the parenting when I was serving. When I left, I made sure I had a job that I could work overnights. So I am home when they go off to school.

home when they get home. In between I sleep." "We did things as a family, also we made a habit each daughter gets a day alone on Saturday." "We said no enough for hem to understand No." "We never fight, never have fought in front of them." "Our Girls were never exposed to hostile parents."

Eliza ran into her ex boyfriend Mom, and she asked why Eliza broke up. Eliza not one to mince words..."Because Trevor takes after his dad, and the one time I was over your house, Your Husband threatened to punch you in the mouth, and Trevor said "Mom gets hit a lot, and deserves it."

After that, I decided that Trevor was not the kind of boy that would be beneficial to my health, and well being." The mother was devastated because she never faced the truth of Sons take after the fathers.

For almost the past 2 weeks. My Youngest goes to her one class. Then leaves school, and gets to Philadelphia Free Library everyday at noon. She is there from noon to 5 pm. She said she is reading. Now I do not normally spy on my kids, but curiosity got the better of me. So yesterday I go

to the free library of Philadelphia, and I find her sitting on a chair surrounded by elementary school children. My Kid is reading to other kids on a volunteer basis. I talk to one of the staff, and they say..."She just started reading to these 2 kids, and it grew over the past 2 weeks."

"Why don't you ever show your love like what that guy is doing with his woman?" "You mean the guy walking with his arm hooked around her neck. That ain't love, that is control." "Oh...So holding hands is good still?" "Always."

The whole "Alcohol will make a Man rape a Woman, and they do not know they are doing." Is BULLSHIT....A Rapist is a Rapist in the mind. Alcohol just lowers the brain's moral wall between right and wrong. It frees a person, and thus that person does what they always wanted to do. A Rapist will rape.

I got drunk a few times, and my inner deepest thoughts come out. Which normally was me walking into a Comedy Club during open mic night, and winning cash and a trophy, then wondering next morning when 500 dollars, and a trophy came from...OH...

Our Kid was on Facebook, when someone sent her a picture..."Is this Your mom?" To which Rebecca replied..."Uh...Yeah, but that is not actually her, the hair is too short, and..." So she called Jeni up to her room, and showed her the picture...Jeni said..."WTF is this?" Seems some asian dating site

:::Sigh::: One last time. For those who say “Why ruin the lives of The Cornell 7.” Because ruining their lives now. Prevents us from the future when one( or more) kills a Woman. We also want to send a message that Raping Women is not ok, and you will do time. When you allow a rapist to escape

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There is a difference between a man who is extremely violent and a man who is capable of being extremely violent. I’m easy to get along with. I’m funny, I’m intelligent. Fuck with my kids, and I show you how the tensile strength of human skin rips easily from The body when ripping out an arm.

:::Sigh::: One last time. For those who say “Why ruin the lives of The Cornell 7.” Because ruining their lives now. Prevents us from the future when one( or more) kills a Woman. We also want to send a message that Raping Women is not ok, and you will do time. When you allow a rapist to escape

Punishment. You’re telling them it is ok to rape again in the future. Look no fucki bc further than The White House. Plus it saves Men like me from eradicating a generation of your fucking bloodline should one of your sons decide to rape or sexually assault one of my daughters, or sisters.

“NOT ALL MEN ARE RAPIST!!!” Me “MEN WHO DON’T RAPE WOMEN DON’T HAVE TO SAY NOT ALL MEN. But you Not All Men Types sure do keep quiet when a friend of yours rapes a woman and you after like he would not do that. So..”NOT ALL MEN ARE RAPIST BUT SOME MEN COVER UP FOR RAPISTS!!” Prove me wrong.

"Greek Fraternities have a right to defend themselves from slander because of the actions of one fraternity. We follow Greek Culture. Not a bad thing." "Well. Ancient Greek Culture. Women who were raped, were allowed to be Raped because Greece saw women as property, and not as a person...

....So if this is the hill you want to die on, I will be more than gladly detonate a few thousand pounds of TNT and bring the whole fucking mountain down upon you." "They did what in Ancient Greece?" "DUDE! GO STUDY ABOUT ANCIENT GREECE RAPE CULTURE! IT WAS SICK AND TWISTED!"

Boss: Since Lynn is back from Maternity Leave, and Lance is back from recovering from Knee Surgery. We are overstuffed with the new hires. So I’m going to need two of you to take 2 week PTO. (Let me tell you I accelerated out of there like a bat out of hell with a warp drive.)

"We taught our daughters, how to change a tire, so they would not have to depend on men. What did you teach your girls." "How to change a tire, transmission fluid, how to make a threat assessment of man in under 30 seconds, to studying particular tics a person has that indicates they are lying,

how to be aware at all times wherever you are, how to lose a tail if someone is following you,(Hint someone is following you, turn abruptly and walk right past them.). How to carry n 6 inch steel rod, and use it to break a choke hold. How to conceal carry. So when he places his hand on a Glock.

"Would you dick in a garbage disposal?" "No." "Blender?" "No." "Nail gun to a Penis?" "HELL NO!" "Unconscious, drugged half naked woman on the bed?" "Ummm.....' "WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT QUESTION REQUIRE THINKING?!" Legit question I asked a former friend long time ago.

Someone asked me my expert opinion (For those who do not know. I am Certified Act 120 in PA which allows me to function as a Police Officer. With Reciprocal Agreements through POST (Peace Officer Standards and Training). Allows me access to Criminal Databases, and I can investigate upon request

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Turn on him, and he will get the bulk of the sentence between 20-30 For the Rape, 5-10 for Illegal use of a controlled substance, 5-10 for kidnapping. The rest will get Rape, and Kidnapping charges. If a Woman is raped, and held for any period of time, it is considered kidnapping. Kidnapping alone.

Someone asked me my expert opinion (For those who do not know. I am Certified Act 120 in PA which allows me to function as a Police Officer. With Reciprocal Agreements through POST (Peace Officer Standards and Training). Allows me access to Criminal Databases, and I can investigate upon request

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You get the logistics of how it all went down, and who was the mastermind. Ketamine is illegal for use outside of what it was prescribed for, so that is a felony, and whomever supplied it is The Primary. That is the one who they are after. Should they take a plea. The rest will get less favorable

terms. 1 will get it easy, 6 will get it worse depending on severity of their actions. But all of them are guilty. Now since 2 were expelled, I am going to figure one of them supplied the Ketamine, and they will face illegal distribution of a drug. They WILL most likely be the one who initiated.

Someone asked me my expert opinion (For those who do not know. I am Certified Act 120 in PA which allows me to function as a Police Officer. With Reciprocal Agreements through POST (Peace Officer Standards and Training). Allows me access to Criminal Databases, and I can investigate upon request

of local jurisdiction (Independent Investigation of Officers.) Now my expert opinion. 0f the 7. 6 of them are going to do time. The 7th is the one who takes a Plea Deal first in order to incriminate the others. They will get a lighter sentence, and based on their "act" could get probation, up to

2 years in Medium Security. The rest will not be offered the same deal. You just have to find the link that will crack under the least amount of pressure e.g. The one who's family is least able to afford a top class defense lawyer, they have more to lose. Investigators will start there. the easiest.

Why I despise Defense Lawyers. A Lawyer for one of The Cornell 7 said that his client was in the room with the female, and other Males. She was under no Duress. Well no shit. Of course she wasn't under Duress, she would have to be aware of WHAT was happening to her. No. She was drugged.