Devin Field

Me after seeing Fjord

We used to make things in this country.

Me and the boys are throwin back a few cold ones and catching a 2:30 matinee of Fjord. Nothin like gettin a buzz on before exploring modern society’s moral gray areas!

Very cool that a key takeaway of Malcolm Gladwell’s book seems to be, “We have so much to learn from the rich history of German policing.”

Would it shock you to learn that the three young men working at the gift shop of the New York Transit Museum were discussing anime?

Thank you, Forbes.

I’m back on Bang Bang, baby!

Words my toddler mastered this week: backwards, Ohtani, nipples.

I crunched the numbers and we’re good on Hunter Biden content.

You're telling me I GET TO READ this WHOLE article... for FREE?!?! Thank you New York Times thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!! 😭😭❤️🫡

The psychology of the lottery totally works on me. When I hear that the winning ticket was sold at a gas station, I think, "Shit, I go to gas stations! I could've won this thing!"

Walked past an abandoned car with the words "DEAD BODY" written in the dust on the window and thought that I would not put it past someone in LA to hide a corpse sarcastically.

The number of times the cast of House of the Dragon was forced to say the word "Tumbleton" this season was, frankly, abusive. If it's going to be the setting of the big, bloody climax, it should have a name that doesn't sound like a laundromat in Narnia.

The number of times the cast of House of the Dragon was forced to say the word "Tumbleton" this season was, frankly, abusive. If it's going to be the setting of the big, bloody climax, it should have a name that doesn't sound like a laundromat in Narnia.

“Steve Earle’s ‘Guitar Town’ is a perfect country album from start to finish, and as soon as it’s over I might just flip the record back to side A and start again.” — me, to my 1.5 year old son, as he sobs the name “Raffi” over and over

ok full disclosure: Zac and I have never met

A Tesla with the bumper sticker “I Bought This While Elon Was Going Crazy, Publicly Descending Further Into Fascist Bigotry Every Day, But Ultimately I Decided It Was More Important For Me To Have A Car With An iPad In The Dashboard That Could Play Fart Sounds”

Going up to strangers at the zoo and muttering “When you think about it, WE’RE the real animals trapped in a cage” until I’m asked to leave.

I think if I use the phrase “aspect ratio” one more time this week my wife will smother me in my sleep.

put on my best duck shirt for this

Me (muttering to myself at work eight hours after rocking the fuck out to The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX): Odysseus never had to answer emails...

This is one of the most meaningless billboards I’ve ever seen and my neighborhood has two of them.

This certainly lived up to the hype! Visually stunning, emotionally gripping and completely transformative. Every frame is a painting! A lot more stuff about soda than I was expecting, but who am I to question Nolan’s vision? (Couldn’t find it in 70mm IMAX so I settled for a 2002 Sony Trinitron.)

i’m gone off that paella baby

I bet $48,000 on this third place match those European fucks better play their hearts out.

It’d be fun if one of the royal advisor dudes on House of the Dragon just had a computer.

It's strange what passed for exciting 60 years ago. I put on From Russia With Love and the trumpets were blaring the loudest part of the 007 theme while James Bond was simply checking into his hotel room.

a lil something for the night owls

This morning I got nominated for an Emmy! I share it with some of the funniest writers alive. This is the first time the writing team has been nominated for this show and it’s extremely gratifying - not to mention huge for my socials.

My wife and I settle all our marital disputes by penalty kicks.

There are only two ways to post about the 4th of July: scoldingly critical of our nation and anyone who celebrates it, or so obliviously patriotic I’m worried you have a head injury.

Cabo Verde you may have lost but know that all 17 of us at Johnny’s in Highland Park were going crazy for you.

hey fyi I plan on winning the World Cup

There are few sentences in the English language more chilling than “James Corden and the After Hours crew will be on Fox tonight.”

ok I thought of a post for the Odyssey social media team: new Scylla who Charybdis

Benny Blanco and Lil Dicky's video podcast gives viewers the chance to see celebrities like they've never been seen before: sitting on the floor partially obstructed by a kitchen island.

ok now bring back the Sonics and let them do this. we can all sing Lithium or something

Lisan al-Gaib

I did it!

Just watched Fire In The Sky and: we need more movies like this. Shot on film in a nice location with strong actors and a Stephen King-esque story just good enough to get you to the third act where ILM spends the entire $15 million budget creating some of the freakiest shit imaginable? I’d watch 100

To see so much Jeremy Piven during the Finals broadcast… chilling.

Every Spurs fan at the finals looks like a villain on Landman. Every Knicks fan at the finals looks like they’d come to Spiderman's aid by calling the Green Goblin a slur.

I feel like I spent the election cycle aggressively defending California to anyone ragging on our state, then the results come in and I remember oh right, we're insane.

Just got off the phone with Wembanyama. He kept insisting “No, Devin, I’M proud of YOU!” Such a class act. Can’t wait to go camping with him in Big Sur this summer.