Jacq

Still just elated at how this turned out 🐿️

I’m not just bringing an iced coffee to the interview, I’m bringing all of my emotional support beverages

Forever thinking about someone telling me they use ChatGPT to find Bible verses when they’re going through something, but when I went to church we were taught to just open the Bible and God would guide us. ChatGPT is god for some I guess, idk it’s just hilarious that’s all

There’s a nine year old boy crocheting in the waiting room, iconic, fabulous, no notes

It’s a good idea to have your toddlers favorite movies on DVD in case the internet goes out

Sometimes I forget ppl in my everyday life order from Amazon

Is she pretty? Not really, but boy is she delicious and made from scratch!

Sometimes you just gotta make that dish that only you like, and the family can deal with it bc no one else cooks

A phishing for job applications or interviews will never get me, but if a threat actor hacked the Zillow updates… I’d get taken so easy w a 3/2 2+ acres for under 300k

I asked my toddler what her dad does for work, she says ‘drive drive drives’ (hvac) asked her what I do for work and she goes ‘computer’ and she’s not wrong on either lol

Hair can be all the way up and this child will still find a hair to pull

Damn u know it’s bad when ur upset over a republican loss

When the afternoon coffee crosses the blood brain barrier on the first sip of

I made yellow curry w salmon, some spare gold + sweet potatoes and carrot, no photos, it was delicious and is gone

It’s all connected but not in a metaphysical way, in a meta-Amazon-google way

Life hack: 20 squats post meal and you can decrease your blood sugar spike

I think it’s dystopian that I’m being marketed how to “find relief for groceries” in a world where the companies are making up the prices at record breaking profits

Sometimes a clear mind is better than a clean house

Wish I could live my life as “continue as guest”

Me taste testing all the rice as it’s cooking to make sure it’s cooking

I was not put on this earth to be concerned about what people think of me

My whole life I’ve seen men prioritized and believed over girls and women, so to watch our nation crumble is sad but the little girl in me is not surprised no one is doing anything or coming to save anyone, the teenager in me is angry at the injustice, and the mother in me weeps for my kids.

Should I be stock piling oil like that one episode of always sunny

My family is very “only I can have a mental illness and the thought of someone else also having one and it being why they act that way is inconceivable “

Nothing beats a can of tuna

Y fine dining when have fine dining at home

Wild that a year ago I was in labor and now I have an amazing walking, babbling, little baby

The hot woman gym owner told me my outfit was cute so I will be riding that high all week

My MIL asked if WE could go to the gym today, she’s lost weight sure but she’s moving better and yesssssss

Wish I still had my iPods

God I hate when a man tries to act like he knows more than me, a chronically online mom with a phd in stumbleupon

Great, my package was delivered, now what will I look forward to?

This baby not even a year old and just stampeding around everywhere we go

It’s good coffee if it only tastes bad when you add stuff to it

U can just feed ur baby a rotisserie chicken every week and they’re excited about it every time

I love being able to just look up a fact or how to within seconds on the super computer in my pocket

Being the only one in the yoga class to respond bc I am a toddler mom

Baby took a big fart then closed his eyes

This is what it feels like to go no contact

The answer once again is BLAZOR

Clickty clack, making this update in C#

“My daddy drank a BEE!” - my three yr old

Let me track my fedex package like it’s Uber Eats

Oh look it’s chocolate cake o’clock

Another killer ab workout that’s left me once again, with no 12 pack, ridiculous

Becoming the strongest of moms

Forgot about pre workout, itchy

Shoutout to the morning dew for keeping my tomatoes alive

No leftovers ;(: