Devon C.

**ATTENTION - IT HAS NOT HAPPENED** I just want y'all to know I have it ready for when It goes down

It's on poob(oo)

Reminder if you utilize AI while making your point I will disagree with you no matter what. Think we should stop putting people in the bone crushing machine? Well your AI slop flyer has turned me into a bone crusher machine supporter, let's crank that up to 11 baby

Perhaps the most concise and the most cryptic message a mayor has ever made. Both extremely clear and almost threateningly vague. Loving this strategy

Hello, Bluesky! We're Dragon's Rest, a new #smallbusiness in Rockwall, #Texas that's committing to serving the greater #Dallas area with quality therapeutic massage! We're currently doing a soft opening so come check us out! Scan the QR code below or visit www.dragonsrestmassage.com to learn more!

I called it, one of the consequences of the Great Bisexual Lighting Event is these idiots learning that it exists and using it like this

The Great 2020s Bisexual Lighting Takeover shall be remembered as a turning point for our decaying world

An extremely funny story told in 2 parts

I'm not dead! Just hella busy lol Huge thank you to Sticky Expo for giving me an opportunity to booth for the first time and show off my Art Media Stickers!!! See you locals at Ayala Feliz this weekend!!! 💙💙💙 #stickyexpo #art #fanart #artistbooth #stickers

I love niche regional infrastructure/state departments who are Good Posters, it's my dream job to be on the social media team for these accounts one day

When Artemis II's crew were making observations of the moon from its orbit, tens of thousands of us were watching the livestream. I was also drawing the moon while we watched. I finally finished the rest of the piece, based on a screenshot taken during the stream. #pixelart #artemisii #moon

Why are people posting AI slop Artemis photos? Isn't the real thing sensational enough?? NASA has a huge library of photos from the mission just look at those! images.nasa.gov/album/Artemi...

With splashdown this means the biggest issues they had were: Microsoft Outlook not working, toilet clogged, and cell phone can't get a signal. Are they travelling through space or working at an office block in downtown Dallas?

Why the hell did Google choose this photo for this headline 😭

This is NOT what I meant when I wished for precedented times btw. This is the wrong precedent, just wanted everyone to know this is not my fault

As someone who works in radiology I can confirm this package is really only available at Costco™ Imaging Centers, along with Extra Strength X-Rays and gallon sized jugs of contrast

Pros of working remote: get to be in my cozy home, don't have to commute through a storm Cons of working remote: can't claim I can't make it in due to weather

Whew, thank God this year is almost over- hang on I'm receiving a note, what do you mean it's only January??

I made a tuna melt in the air fryer today since I've been hearing it floated as a method for grilled cheeses and I'll admit, I was a skeptic, but oh hot damn

God bless The Pitt

So, this year is a wash huh, didn't even make it 72 hours

The real war on Christmas is record high temperatures but I guess the right is glossing over that part

A friend of mine is doing a charity live stream on Christmas day for @extralife4kids.bsky.social - if you've got a few minutes on the 25th I'm sure she'd love the company! #twitch #gaming

Tits da season

I think this website is in a bad place, I just saw a clearly AI "pet compilation" video and the comment section was *not* full of people calling it AI trash and running the account off the site. Make AI posters afraid again

The idea of pardoning a turkey implies that all turkeys have done crimes so heinous we have to slaughter them under normal circumstances

"This hot new meal holiday meal is filling, delicious, and festive"

I'm going on a cross country drive tomorrow and my debit card had to be cancelled today - surely that is a good omen for this journey!

Surely consuming an apple and pork rinds at 4am is an indicator of a healthy lifestyle

Sorry folks you can only call people bro if they're your biological brother now, words can't have different meanings across different cultures (even though I call relatives not my aunt/uncle by that term and i am pasty as shit)

This is the kind of mystical, aura-radiating shit I'm here for

He's going to bring the Dutch back

So how we all doing, living through this page of a future history textbook

QRP with your skull art (I haven't done this before, i should post my work more often)

That Guy isn't going to be able to cancel a single event/appearance/press conference for the next 3 years without the internet going nuts and im here for it

I think if you make a bad enough take and try to lock your replies we should have an override option to open them back up and allow our words to plague you in your dreams for all eternity

It's crazy how easy it is to make something like this without burning lakes (And you probably are already paying people money to do stuff like that)

this place is going to go crazy

He's about to lobotomize grok again

I'm all for scientists but maybe we should be shutting them down when they start pulling stuff like this

Self reflection requires a self to reflect upon

Up there in the running for understatement of the year

"French fries essential in today's world" says CEO of potatoes