SpookyDFahnz🌈🧚🏽‍♀️

Peets.

I do not ask the children who come to my door to talk if they aren’t feeling it. Normalize not making kids perform whilst trick-or -treating.

Babey.

…goddammit. #WalterKoenig

Send @jeninthe314.bsky.social some love today. More dental work.

I texted “Jesus Swept” to my husband and now I need t-shirt ideas for it.

@leciamichelle.bsky.social Who needs a pretty? Because this lady is my new source of pretties.

Today in “this is why we’re exhausted.”

#Caturday with Jane, who is totally not setting a belly trap. Trust her.

never forget the #WAP incident

Oh, fuck off and take your oddly-shaped head with you.

My weighted blanket tried to eat me last night.

Eyes on D2. #voteBluegoddammit

This is why we avoid highways as much as possible.

I’m beginning to think the diet industry is in cahoots. Everyone is stress-piling cortisol and apparently the only solution is a weight loss supplement.

Today in “shit like this is why we’re exhausted.”

Eyes on D2 starting tomorrow. #VoteBlue

#Caturday with Ava, who was stunning.

Floof Wizard alert!

Brentwood Promenade or Kirkwood Commons? Discuss.

Dude, just write your own history text. I think there’s still a market for reality. I’d buy it.

Last night I converted one of our moms to #TaskmasterNZ by showing her a picture of Jeremy.

Send some love to @jeninthe314.bsky.social today. Dental work, woo.

I love rain. I love my dog. I do not love being up all night because rain makes my dog anxious.

Today in “shit like this is why we’re exhausted.”

#MakeAmericaBoringAgain

I love my husband but if he makes one more recommendation to me today Imma grumble.

Shit like this is why we’re exhausted.

They look like two guys who are staking out Camp Crystal Lake and waiting for screaming teenage girls running away from the killer.

Me doing admin when I’m exhausted:

I am Brunnstromming something fierce today. #StrokeThings