Peanut Grigio

Any zines out there that need printing to happen? Will send free samples and will work for supply costs. If you run a digital zine and need layouts/imposition for print I'm happy to help (preferably quarterly, i just don't have the time to do weekly/monthly layouts) Some odd prints below.

Least popular baby names of 2026: Claude and Grok.

quinquennial installation of Diablo 2 gotta run to the gas station in the middle of the night because your boy is fresh out of smokes

I can't wait for Robert Pattinson to play as Nathan Fielder

If you start blocking AI software companies on fb/ig you start getting served weirder and weirder AI software company pages with fewer and fewer followers at an incredible rate.

Probably a good year for trout and a bad year for striped bass. I've retired from fishing this year due to spending this summer abstaining from drinks. Too risky seeing all those fish in all that liquid.

Going to the bank tomorrow to ask for money so i can make Muppet Babies 2: The Fight for New York.

Is Jason Statham in Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle?

Shadowfax™ horse

AI pulled back pictures of a comic published by a major comic publisher and said it doesn't exist?

Is unibrow short for 'unified eyebrow'? Because that sounds way cooler

Do they make dryer outlet surge protectors so i can run 6 dryers concurrently?

Quote with a ridiculous movie you think people should watch.

"An Army National Guard officer has admitted to using his government travel card to fund a secret second marriage" -Strange Scaffold games 2026

My cat likes his food better if I tell him it's minestrone. It doesn't matter what it actually is, i think he just likes to know it has a proper name.

If your large intestine really is like 15 miles long why can't I hold it until i have at least a mile in there packed up good and proper? Or did we subconsciously train ourselves to overcome the shortfalls of plumbing capabilities?

My body feels like a Nissan Stanza

Capitalism feels almost bearable while wearing your Buc-ee's shirt to the grindcore show at the abandoned fire station in the 5th largest city in your state

Chet Haze

JRR Tolkien: Supreme Clientele 2 Trap-A-Holics DatPiff

Nighttime ritual. See a car on Facebook marketplace, turn to my wife and say "dang, imagine pulling up to daycare in that thing"

It's 35 steps from my office chair to my porch. * 2 = 70 10000/70 = 142.85. So, if i smoke 142 cigarettes a day and take one detour to get a drink I'll get my 10000 steps in and be healthy.

Every 4 year rewatch of Green Street Hooligans - "The Gooners is a shit firm".

Skinny people all fight relatively the same in action movies. Variations of whatever is popular at the moment. But a sturdy boy, you never know what they're going to get up to when they show up

Kids aren't scared, they'll make that 6h pencil look like a 7b and i respect that.

If Linkle was a character in the Bible they'd be pestilence.

Smarties candy necklace but for other foods like gulab jamun or yams or penicillin.

Salmon and brisket, classic combo

Soccer player dicks must look like hockey player faces

Experts: "At Tescos they sell a wonderful service. It's a flashlight with a little hand crank and if you constantly crank it you can have a free ceiling light"

EA should host an alternate tournament called the Earth Goblet or something

Can you flush a toothpaste down the toilet?

bournehub.com where you watch videos of dudes sneaking around

I hate when you get the corn on the cob with bad kerning. Terrible experience. Look like baby teeth in there.

Lasers are a pain

If they wanted to make Sinners in 2016 they would have had to hire Michael B Jordan and Michael Air Jordan and the movie would have cost twice as many big ones to make (in stilts alone). Capital deems it necessary to copy+paste the expensive ones, gotta keep the meat buffet coming at early lunch

Pizza flavored nerds rope

This world cup is like when you are at the bar and your friend keeps bringing you glasses of water with a business card for their dad's metal fabrication business taped to the glass.

I want that series about Frank Castle's artsy brother Faber

Very glad we're ruining the world for this sharp insight. That said, I'm still not convinced Scotland actually exists.

We all get to feel like famous athletes when some dude at the coffee shop yells at me for messing up their parlay because i left a tip.

The Gaming of the Schrew

Does anybody call him Peter Rose?

My video game is a csv parser with loot

Holding an olive I looked into my friendly neighborhood Flock camera and said "How could silicon valley make this better?"

Lyonyrdo Skynyrdo

Sometimes i take the free lesson at whatever fighting style gym. I go in there and just talk about Tae Bo for like an hour. They never even try to sucker me into paying for the premium lessons

Camembert and Camemernie

Orzo is 2 rice glued together by nefarious means