dave s

anyone know when the parliamentary standards committee will report on farage’s £5million 🤔

easiest way to sort out these private parking companies is to cut the maximum possible fines from £100, £60 & £20 to £50, £30 & £10

can’t understand why hancock isn’t in court for misconduct in public office

scratching my head to work out why any media interviewer anywhere would be asking dorries for her opinion about anything

everyone seems to have forgotten that - not for no reason - Archer was jailed for 2 years

is the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards asleep? wake up! farage £5m decision eagerly awaited

oh British nationals after all. spect farage’ll be racing to edit his social media posts 🙃

whateley on about how awful this government is. got a short memory!

they’re going on about the ‘crisis in dentistry’ again as if it’s summat new. here in the far south west it’s been in chronic crisis for at least 30 years!!

me too!

£72million?! that’s a lot of balaclavas

is stephen cooling still at large 🤔

is dorries back in her box yet after her car crash interviews this week 🤔

i see joke jenrick doing the tv rounds this morning. what a transparently feeble bloke he is

bad timing for harry’s green card to expire now

after yesterday one would think farage might start referring to big boats rather than small boats so that he can then include folk who come across on the cross channel ferries…….

so shell and bp have made eye-watering profits since february. so much for stopping oil companies from profiteering during the current middle east crisis 🙄

jared leto 🤔. never heard of him

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good to see rooney (who couldn’t even manage a club like Plymouth Argyle) explaining what tuchel did wrong last night 🙄

ill chosen phrase by shearer on bbc1 just after kick-off - ‘argy bargy’

Richard Gere helping Asylum Seekers, RT if he is a billion times the man Nigel Farage is.

has johnson been arrested yet 🤔

blimey! badenoch’s has beens have won a by-election. #deaththroes

i see that old “there’s no dentists” chestnut had raised its head again. it’s been sh!te for over 30 years for the record

think badenoch got it slightly muddled. it’s not “This country cannot have another left-wing government”. it’s “This democracy cannot afford another right-wing government”

lovin’ chaos of #twoweeksinaugust on #iplayer. lot to do with fab greek (actually maltese acc to imdb) scenery

badenoch grasping at straws again

why is it that whenever i begin to watch a brit playing tennis they start losing 🤔. #boulterfernandez #queens

Did you watch Dirty Business? I can't believe how much water companies have gotten away with. They're putting profit before public health - it’s a scandal and the Government MUST take action! you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

You spend millions every year so well paid MP's and Lord's can get subsidised alcohol at work. There are 27 alcohol serving taxpayer subsidised bars and restaurants in the UK. ALL of them in Westminster. It's time to make it 0. Like/RT if you agree.

wow! after nearly 36 hours there’s now a theory that the 3 ladies who tragically drowned at Brighton yesterday may have gone swimming from the beach

falmouth harbour looking great in the evening sun - with the wind making it a tad (!) chilly

fixed Badenoch’s duff explanation of the outcome of the local elections: Across the country the “worst” Conservatives are coming back “via Яeform”

jimmy white is morphing into keith richards

who? johnson? defo

“if he misled parliament he must resign” - badenoch. thought she was talking about johnson. #doublestandards #werenotfooled

well isn’t starmer just hopeless 🤔. yeah he has made some misjudgements but have we forgotten johnson, gove and the other incompetents and liars? they taught us the worst of british politics #wearenotfooled

reginos?! must mean spain then

the tide’s definitely coming in #stivesbay #lelantbeach

a great result in Hungary!!

‘i love you to the moon and back’ is now passé. replaced by ‘i love you beyond the moon and back’

presumably the moonshot astronauts said to their partners as they left “i love you to the moon and back”

biggest complaint i have about scott mills is that he was ever thought suitable to be on radio 2

i’m assuming (probably falsely) that travelodge have offered that poor lady significant compensation for the trauma she’s been subjected to….

since when was a travelodge a hotel 🤔

huntley should have been executed 23 years ago for his crimes

why has ireland’s no 8 got what i assume is his partner’s name on the back of his shirt #Doris

what numbnut decided wales’ red shirts would get confused with ireland in green, so they’ve turned out in white 🙄

spent the last couple of days in central London. was very impressed. felt very safe