Dana Goldberg

Sometimes I just know things! 🤣

Blue sky peeps! Only a few days left. Allison and I would love your vote! Only takes a few minutes ❤️❤️❤️

The only comfort I take as an Angeleno is that Iran hasn’t listened to a fucking thing that incompetent pedophile has said.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold

Last night in her monologue when speaking about the orange fascist, @rosie.com said ‘the moronathon continues’ and it’s the best description I’ve heard all week. 🤣

Two years ago, backstage in DC with @petestrzok.bsky.social @therealmccabe.com @secretsandlaws.bsky.social @dgcomedy.bsky.social and @glennkirschner.bsky.social

If you’re suddenly a fan of Sophie Cunningham but have never watched a minute of her basketball career, you’re not a fan of Sophie’s, you’re just a fan of bigotry. Congratulations.

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I’m picturing Barack and Michelle in a room going, ‘what the fuck is he talking about!?’

I fixed the new gold coin so it’s actually worth something.

Is Trump’s new airport code PDO?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! 45 points! Give Brunson a key to the city! GO KNICKS!!! #NBAFINALS

That’s our girl! @muellershewrote.com 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...

Rochester, NY! May 17th, one show only at @comedycarlson After the full hour I’ll have a spacial Q & A with my dear friend and the incredible @glaad award winning journalist @underthedesknews.bsky.social Get your tickets today! Danagoldberg.com #comedy #rochester #lgbtq #laugh

They arrested Comey, but I haven’t seen an arrest for Sally, and I’m pretty sure she’s the one who sold him the seashells.

JD Vance not standing or clapping to protect nature…that was wild…

One of the best parts of my day was watching JD Vance be visibly annoyed that Congress was genuinely laughing at King Charles’ jokes. 🤣

At 33 points, Trump’s approval rating is official lower than his felony count.

Geno Auriemma, you’re an absolute douche. Let that be your legacy. Well done, South Carolina and Dawn Staley!!!! #FinalFour

So proud of this team. Happy trans day of visibility. ❤️❤️❤️

Dana does Dallas! 😉 Come spend Mother’s Day with me on May 10th! One night only and the show is at 6pm because we need sleep. 🤣 Tickets are already selling fast, so grab em’.

I started a Patreon!!! I’m so excited and the team is building. Join The Dissenters and come be part of an amazing community. #comedy #reels #lesbians #softball

Nashville! Calling all my blue dots in a red state! This Wednesday night March 11th at Zanie’s! Can’t wait to see you. Dana Goldberg dot com for tickets :)

Judge Cannon claims that she *strains* to find an example where a special counsel released a report after in indictment that did not result in a finding of guilt. Here’s one off the top of my head: Sussman, who was charged and acquitted, is mentioned 311 times in Durham’s final report.

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

If there are any survivors of sexual assault out there, don’t worry, Pam Bondi wants you to know the stock market is doing GREAT!

"We need laughter more than ever right now." – Dana Goldberg ICYMI: @dgcomedy.bsky.social plugged our LA comedy event, Stand Up for Equality, on @bravowwhl.bsky.social with @bravoandy.bsky.social! 🏳️‍🌈 Grab your tickets & join us on 3/4 for a night of queer joy: tinyurl.com/lambda-comedy

It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.

It’s time to tap into your internal lesbian anger! Even if you’re straight. Now is the time to fight for your 1st Amendment rights! Let’s go!

Minnesotans are incredible. They are protesting and holding the line in Minneapolis in -10 degrees! Which is still 20 degrees warmer than Kristi Noem’s cold dead heart.

Greenland has said no to Trump several times. At this point if he moves on her, it’s no longer an invasion, it’s an assault. Something he is very very good at.

Believe what you’re seeing with your own eyes. We know what really happened.

The @dailybeanspod.com has been nominated for a GLAAD award! I’m so honored to be part of this team. Congrats @dgcomedy.bsky.social, @mswmedia.com , the whole Beans team, and the Leguminati! And congratulations to all the nominees!

Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣

"I saw the video and what if a bird flew by and one of the shipwrecked used a paper clip and squid ink to write a message to attach to the bird's leg to get a message to Suriname so they could continue their mission?" - Tom Cotton probably

We’re launching a daily video podcast this Sunday on the MSW Media YouTube channel. And we have a tinfoil hat segment. Because we have theories. Here’s a sneak peek.

A time was had! What an extraordinary night with @outmagazine and the #OUT100 class of 2025! I got to meet some of my heroes and share space with dear friends who are trying to make the world a better and safer place for the #LGBTQ community. #equality #representation #gay #comedy

Just a reminder you can troll DT for possibly blowing ‘bubba’ without bringing up Monica Lewinsky. You’re not being clever, you’re losing the plot and showing your misogyny.

After the revelations in these 23k+ Epstein emails, I’m convinced these billionaires didn’t manipulate the last election to keep Trump out of prison, they did it to keep ALL of them out of prison. May ANYONE involved with Epstein rot in hell and prison, you soulless pieces of shit.

I want to thank all the veterans who have served this country, but especially the transgender veterans who served and still desire to serve in spite of being treated like 2nd class citizens by the very country they defend. Thank you all for your service.

I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

JD Vance’s half brother just had his ass handed to him. Well done Cincinnati!

Mikie likes it and New Jersey likes Mikie!!!

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury