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THEY GOT ANIMA IN THE GATEWAY DRAG SHOW?

SEXY ANIMA??????

To whomever tipped my Doomtrain act with this perfect ribbon, you've made me smile as wide as the Doomtrain itself. #gatewayfate

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If you aren't at GatewayFATE, this is what you are missing. (The amazing performer is @dickblastoff.bsky.social)

Thank you @gatewayfate.bsky.social for another super fun Dragsidia! I had a great time being Doomtrain and Anima for YOU! #gatewayfate

THE WHIPLASH I JUST GOT WITH DRAG ANIMA COMING OUT TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST THAT'S DIABOLICAL

Excited for another year of Dragsidia at @gatewayfate.bsky.social! A lot of fun stuff is in store so I hope to see y'all there!

It's that time of year again. Get in here, witches!!

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Oh Captain, my Captain... A quick snapshot taken by my first mate. 💙 Soon to be turned into stickers that you can have!

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Commission #pixelart #art #ドット絵 #ピクセルアート #vgen #vgencomm

MY FINGER ☝️ IS ON THE BUTTON 🔴

This Wednesday is gonna be really fun for Sonic fans, just sayin.

Happy birthday Bob Animal Crossing!!

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Cheney has fallen! Now I, Blastoff, am the new leader of the Dickticons!

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

Spouse got this ✨GROOVY✨ picture of me with @dickblastoff.bsky.social when we went downstairs and got to interact with the performers after the Dragsidia show! 😘

Dancing Green found the perfect dance partner: himself!

Another amazing Dragsidia show!!Thanks again to the fabulous earthlings of @gatewayfate.bsky.social and starlight personified @orianaperon.bsky.social as well as my best drag buddies for making it so fun! 🚀🩵

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Very excited for this one!! I love final fantasy!!

Oohhh I'm so excited!! And what if I played around at the prom just before the drag show? 🤔

Yesterday was my birthday AND my Dickiversary! 2 years of Captain Dick Blastoff and 36 years of the Other Guy!

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Call them! (From last year's Dragsidia performance feat. @dickblastoff.bsky.social)

So the police won’t stop harassing me about my car and the expired tags. They have placed a second tow notice on my car at the top of my driveway. I need to get some repairs on my car by the end of the month so it can pass inspection, if y’all for a buck or two to throw my way, I would appreciate it

Tenna drag was real last night #deltarune #spamtenna

screen printing stencil idea... i am always thinking about soviet space dogs

👾We Come in Peace!👾 ------------------------------ 🛸Happy World UFO Day🛸

Happy Father’s Day to my drag papá @cadaverdaddyo.bsky.social

Whatever. Bathroom selfie.

Me when I Shadowbring it to the stage ✨ From @gatewayfate.bsky.social & @orianaperon.bsky.social 's Dragsidia last year! Pics by @katiemayphotographyindy on insta! Always remember to call on your lovely branch or they'll call on Hades to SLAY for you.

Had an amazing time last year as Feo Ul! Getting to perform in Dragsidia was also a huge highlight and I would love to be there for it again this year! I have some big ideas for year two. 😈

I don't need an SSRI!!!! I need a Kamen Rider suit!!!!

They should invent a Gundam with a fat ass.