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bwahahaa these guys are really in the front row of a gorgoroth show making devil horns on one hand while recording the show on their phone on the other hand

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dude these salmon only care about blasting loads

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YOOOOOOO youtu.be/w3RK8TXfixY?...

youtu.beWatch an orca ram into a sunfish so hard it explodes | Science NewsYouTube video by Science News

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oh no the poor paper towel company. www.reuters.com/business/ret...

reuters.comAs Americans eat out less, paper towel maker Essity feels the pinchEssity is seeing greater weakness among the US restaurants it supplies than the European ones, the CEO of the Swedish hygiene products maker said on Thursday, as rising prices ‌and a slowing jobs mar...

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jus reminiscing about the healthy delicious food we used to eat while I'm making some generic mac n cheese for dinner.

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no one can accuse me of being unamerican when I'm up here getting fat and malnourished at the same time.

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why they giving old people discounts when they got all the goddamn money?

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ossoff is great at grilling mfs but the dude has the charisma of a glazed donut

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hed make a fantastic accountant

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another day, another empty threat from a bucktooth southern pigfucker

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going to guitar center to plug into a marshall and play the riff to them bones until they kick me out

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might play egg by mr bungle too

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sounds like most of the people I have to talk to on the phone at work

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I'm sorry could you repeat that? aauueegghhuhuweeuugghhhh sorry I think you're breaking up could you say that one more time? blaseerrghhaaggooohuurrrr

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only two more weeks until I don't have to see a political commercial for two weeks

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hahahaaaa the lawyer couldn't even do a full scaramucci

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this may surprise you but I don't give a fuck about the brewers or major league baseball.

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only way I'm watching the world series is if they toss netanyahu out of a helicopter into an active volcano during the half time show.

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they want to cancel metallica? dude, lars already did like 25 years ago when he sued napster

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parents love thinking about the possibility some lunatic will shoot their kids at school

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this country is fucking doomed

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are you guys getting meaner with age too?

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bloody hell man, another lost battle to the fish who would not bite.

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I'm going to tell people I'm a corporate lawyer who practices corporate law too

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I'm not listed on the bar because I'm a member of a new super bar that only the best corporate lawyers who practice corporate law know about

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brayden noooo!!!

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sometimes you gotta bust this out for a lol youtu.be/r6PCXF2NfMg?...

youtu.beEpic Patrice O'Neal Reacts to Bobo Up and Down Game - Funniest Opie and Anthony Moment Ever?YouTube video by Opie Radio

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this new press secretary is straight out of a Tim and Eric sketch

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I don't expect democrats to do jack shit if they take back congress. the best part will be not having to see that feckless twerp mike johnson saying he doesn't know anything about current events every other day

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my birthday is coming up if anyone wants to buy me a shirt that says shut the fuck up bitch on it. I would wear it every day

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mark zuckerberg look like an animatronic ass polyp

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elon musk look like his mom got pregnant in the wrong hole

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michael dell look like he lives inthe bottom of his mom's dresser drawer and is missing a battery

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damn dude susan dell look like she transitioned three times

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susan dell look like she went to a plastic surgeon who used to work with the kardashians plastic surgeon but they got fired for botching a surgery

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susan dell look like faces of meth

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damn dude susan dell look like she transitioned three times

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susan dell look like an experiment to discover a new form of ugly

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susan dell look like she wears two eyepatches when she puts on her makeup

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studies show... youtu.be/vNePhmCMnbU?...

youtu.beStudies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%YouTube video by El Burro “El Burro Grande” Grande

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yeah cuz there is nothing vital to national defense in san diego. newrepublic.com/post/216247/...

newrepublic.comTrump Suggests Letting Iran “Take Out” Los Angeles and San DiegoCalifornia leaders are furious after the president suggested that losing the two cities is a “small price to pay.”

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The Associated Press@apnews.com

Jim Bakker, who, along with his then-wife Tammy Faye, built an evangelical empire around the hugely successful TV show “The PTL Club,” only to lose it all over a sex scandal and financial crimes, has died.