Michael Kaplan

I have an AI agent that hunts down and kills all other AI agents.

I for one fully support Nicki Minaj for White House press secretary. Because starships are made to fly.

Butker is a piece of 💩 so I’m glad he’s missing these kicks

Lula!

I mean they’re not even trying to

Barça defenders are so casual, you’d think they’re chilling at a ski lodge

More shocking displays by Bolsonaro supporters in the last 24 hours: voters wearing T-shirts that say “long live fascism,” doing a Nazi salute when entering the polls, and a white man walking a Black man on a chain at a pro-Bolsonaro gathering in Rio de Janeiro.

the Brighton bubble is bursting before our eyes

Palmer should have seen red the first time, but here he is protesting the second yellow. disgusting player.

#Arsenal are on pace to score 10 fewer goals in the league this season than last. That won’t get it done

Evergreen

Need 3 more goals to go top

Only defenders scoring for Arsenal is a trend that must stop and is also the only reason they’re winning games this season

Merino and White have been really poor today.

A yellow?? For what?

Ødegaard is just so useless

Time to sub Merino off

The point is not to collect corners; it’s to score goals

The sloppiness continues from Arsenal. And it may well cost them

Not nearly good enough from the #Arsenal. Should be up by three at least

Handball from Barry in the box before that clearance. no call

having Eze rather than Martinelli or Trossard in front of him makes MLS's job at the back quite a bit more difficult

okay, I'll say it: #Arsenal miss Zubimendi in front of the back four.

Konsa. 1-0 #Arsenal. let's keep it going.

Leave it Unai's Villa to knock some of the smugness off City and open the door for #Arsenal to match them on points. #COYG

they'll still probably lose, but what a tremendous counterattack from Villa to retake the lead!.

Turns out Vilos Colhaagen is real and is currently the richest man in the world

Watching Avital Ronell working out at my gym

Apple should have named the Duo "the Zero," since it has zero use cases.

Very proud of my Middlebury students articulating these values so clearly: www.middleburycampus.com/article/2026...

more often than we realize, what appear at first to be norm violations or even the disintegration of erstwhile norms are actually effects of disappearing or malfunctioning public infrastructures.

Not often do we see Arsenal playing for a draw, but I’m okay with it today

Declan!!!!!

It’s just a technical handball

Barcelona need a real goalkeeper

As I was saying

As I was saying

This profound insight is brought to you by the very moderate and neutral #BrokenTimes: “At the root of the problem is a considerable tension: Amid deep political and fiscal uncertainty, voters and investors appear to want different things.”

Anthony Gordon may be the most exasperating footballer of his generation

Looks like the rumors of Liverpool’s death were a tad premature