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Me: You wanna go for a bite. Scruff McGruff: I could go for some crime.

A blind Cookie Monster cannot see but can C is for cookie. #sesamestreet #cookiemonster

Arriving to a party late is considered tacky; arriving too early: tachy. #puns

The Honda Odyssey, a car so popular they're making a movie out of it.

@desarrayed.bsky.social is that THE Devil Doll? Where's the Radiskull?

Going to work today like everything is normal. Hoping to look back on this one and be wrong, but the real anxiety of it all isn't going away.

What do you call it when two lovecraftian horrors make out? Heated R'lyeh-valry. #puns #cthulu

When we type out the "*record scratch* I bet you're wondering how I got here" message that accompanies a photo, we really should be saying what music was playing before the record scratch to give that ambiance

If I had patience to try it would have caught an exception. #python #programming

Wouldn't a bigot who discriminates based on teeth be called a dentist? #showerthoughts #puns

Irregular reminder that alt text on images is a valuable accessibility tool, and also lets your images show in search results or respect mute lists. For instance, I found the below image by searching "capybara alt text".

Flacc-o-mole #Bengals

The Charmin cinematic bear universe keeps raising new and interesting questions. #commercials #charmin

Uncrustables are just American stroopwaffles. If you haven't heated one up over a cup of coffee you're missing out. #showerthoughts #breakfast

So you're telling me, your personal week ish old account with very few pictures, maybe 3-5 skeets, tons of reskeets, but following thousands of accounts isn't a bot?

You know, I wouldn't be mad if they sold tickets to his funeral; to pay for the privilege to be there. It's what he would have wanted.

All right you dads: it's your sworn duty that when you suspect your kids are getting sick you reach for the ther-dad-eter. #puns #dadjokes

How it started vs. How it's going. #bellpepper #Halloween #cooking

Cemetery? More like poly-ghoul.

I think the worst part about a book series getting a TV show or movie, is that soon the book cover art gets replaced. Looking at you #wheeloftime

Hear me out: Thai tea flavored peanut butter.

It's been a week or two and happy to report that Foxxy has no brain tumor. Panic caused by a bout of seizure like activity in early May, a friend added the text to our happy pom out doors after a solid rain. #dogs #dogsofbluesky #goodnews

I found a crawdad on the morning pee with the pups. Well the dogs found it. I just was taken aback and extracted the poor little guy and dropped him off over the fence to the waterway. #crawdad #wildlife

Dogs just want to be outside with you. #dogs #pom #Pomeranian #dogsofbluesky

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*. What the HELL? 1/

New Pope's favorite verse? Lamm 25 verses 6-4: Waiting for the break of day Searching for something to say Flashing lights against the sky Giving up I close my eyes. #pope #chicago #chicagopope

I like how BlueSky throws random hobbies my way. Knitting and game development are the new hotness. It's great seeing all these creators creating and sharing. #creators

Heffa-mumps and measles are deadly disease-les.

Latest picture I've got of Foxxy. Always happy to be here even if she doesn't know what's going on. #dogsofbluesky #dogs #Pomeranian #furryfriendsfriday

The Atlantic came in and caught me red handed Planning on bombing Yemen Picture this we were using signal Talking bout the who what where and when

Me while working out but missing the trend in highschool: oooooo fingerless gloves.

As a child my father would always take the ears, the tenderest part of the chocolate rabbit, for himself. Now as a man of my own household I am able to secure a USDA prime cut rabbit for my own family, and can enjoy the ears for myself but also to share them too.

With DreamWorks testing the waters with the live action remake of how to train your dragon, we can all see where this is going: Live Action Shrek! #shrek #waiting #somebodyoncetoldme

Some glamour shots of Foxy in some new but not overbearing snow.

Anyone want to go to the Washington DC 7/11? I hear ICs are for sale.

Queen of comfort

Foxy, not sleeping, just resting her eyes. #Pomeranian #dogs

We really should have called our portable lithium ion batteries juice bars.

I guess since I got a few follows from my post of Foxy I'll have to keep them up sporadically. #dogs #Pomeranians #dogsofbluesky

Foxy is happy to be here. #dogsofbluesky

Tried to order a pizza from Trump tower and the only two kinds they had were white and supreme.