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The police narrative of Mark Sanchez’s stabbing is truly bizarre, in the sense of “ah I see why they charged the guy who got stabbed.” apnews.com/article/nfl-...

BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire. The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point. You can’t make this shit up.

They're going to kill Libby and all your other library book reading apps, programs funded by Congress which the administration (and certainly not Elon or his teen Nazi psychopath goons) has no power to shut down. Maybe a day to call all your reps again and to demand action

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Currently reading: “Little Bosses Everywhere” by @bridgetgillard.bsky.social, a history of the bizarro MLM industry which btw is responsible for the “independent contractor” category that is destroying the American social contract. Fascinating. Preorder it: www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/715421...

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

I hear hate and spite are negative qualities, but you better believe I aspire to hate and spite to the point of ascendance that Kendrick has achieved.

The leopards are eating my constituents' potash.