Daniel Heatly

I'd know Ashley Giles anywhere, my man.

We gonna have to have a Harry Kane/Cristiano Ronaldo conversation?

www.instagram.com/stories/dirk...

Yeah, didn't deserve it.

If England win the final I kind of want the stadium DJ to blare out Song 2, just to see the look on Noel Gallagher's face.

The INXS groupies that Michael Hutchence didn't get around to.

Shearer, Champion and Clattenberg choosing, tonight, to believe in the super-strict interpretation of handball that they have previously, with different participants, vehemently been full "game's gone" against.

Look, that's plainly Waterloo. You're not going to Edinburgh, Durham or Lincoln from there. Terrible spy.

Last call for @edfringe.bsky.social @edfringecomedy.bsky.social @edfringefocus.bsky.social Fringe shows to see. I'm starting to buy my tickets this weekend. #edfringe

It's about that time.

This is definitely saying something about life in 2025....

Yeah, it's not exactly going well. Let's try Taskmaster instead. #thefootball

Scott Parker weeping into his cardie.

I feel quite foolish that I didn't realise, until seeing the title in the listings just now, what the name of @marjoleinrobertson.bsky.social's show at this year's Edinburgh Fringe was going to be - despite her telling everyone it was a trilogy and me knowing the names of the first two shows.

So I was sitting in the Pleasance Dome, just behind NZ Taskmaster's assistant & ardent Fulham fan Paul Williams watching the 1st game of the season when Joshua Zirkzee scored with 3 minutes left to steal yet another one. I slumped. He slumped. Honestly, I'll swap this for that. #MUNFUL #FACup

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

London Broncos were kicked out of Super League for this?

Only the Chiefs could get spectacularly blown out and still find a way to ruin it. 40-12 would have been Scorigami.

Harvey Elliott really helping Fulham's Cup run there. Always liked him. #FFC

Not the best of sporting weekends.

Who are you and what have you done with the @sabres.com?

The geopolitical talk started at around 7pm, just as the last Brussels sprout disappeared. It is still ongoing. Remarkably, it took until 11:30pm for talk to turn to Israel and Palestine, at which point, having contributed about 2 points, I tapped out. Merry Christmas! #joinin

Oh, Sky think that *Arsenal* might have a problem with Chris Kavanagh being the referee. I'd suggest they haven't fully done their research, but, well, not big six, is it....?

Think Jake Moody needs to give Deebo some advice on how to "lock in".

Catching up on Junior #Taskmaster and, not going to be the first to say this, but in my mind I can't help making an association between peas and something else involved with Taskmaster (which is both childish and... not). #Grandaddy.

Ah well, that's hubris for you.

For a show where much is made about the absence of eye contact, I'm not quite sure how to feel when @lauralexx.bsky.social, at a key moment of #Slinky, locks me in the crosshairs as she spits the line "Mateys and piss". I think I feel great. Thank you, Laura. That was wonderful.

Fresh starts etc