Wade Dolphin (yes, really)

Conservatives don't know the meaning of the term 'liberal' any more than they know the meaning of 'communism' or 'socialism'.

Just a kid from the mean streets of Cedar Rapids. All Kiah Stokes does is win. If you don't know, you better Google her.

This is clear and right to the point. #Blues

Donald Trump saying Barack Obama isn't a smart guy will be in heavy contention for 2026's Least Self-Aware Remark.

He saw Obama but almost no one watches Donald Jerkoff Trump.

I like the Manning-cast but I don't recommend a game where you drink every time Peyton says "Eli."

Elon Musk & Donald Trump should prove to everyone that you don't have to be smart to be rich. For many, inheriting a little money and a complete lack of morals is all it takes.

We stole your goal posts. Let’s Go Hawks!

I believe that any influence skills that Melania has require physical proximity to the influencee.

The Iran war is Trump paying off the bribe big oil made to his 2024 campaign. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Nationalize Starlink and deport the dangerous criminal immigrant. Musk can keep his crappy car company and shitty AI software.

I'm not listening to criticism about patriotism from a corrupt, Putin-controlled draft dodger or anyone who supports him.

Elon Musk is the criminal immigrant Republicans claim they want to deport. The fact that they're actively conspiring with Musk shows you that their motives are actually racism & theft.

That this supposed man of god is blatantly lying about Democratic positions says everything you need to know about the party he advocates.

Former Hawkeyes Tristan Witfs and Yahya Black Wirfs: “You look huge." Black: “Thank you.”

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Stephen Miller's burner is just as angry as his regular account.

My wife & I delivered our ballots to one of the 44 drop boxes in El Paso county. Vote!

Elon Musk is a scurvy little spider that needs to be stepped on. Figuratively, of course. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb5T...

He’s Exhibit A on why billionaire wealth should be taxed, why we have to get big money out of politics, why billionaires shouldn’t be allowed to buy up major media, and why our government shouldn’t give them huge military contracts.

Prosecute Musk in international court.

Because I'm a white male boomer. I know this is easier for me to say BUT the correct response to these guys at your door is, "GFY nazis. " www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Lots of deists, atheists, agnostics, Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs & Zoroastrians have read the Christian Bible.

I'd like to report a $400m bribe from Qatar. Please let me know when I can expect my $4m reward.

A Trump supporter accusing someone of being a liar lacks any sense of shame or self-awareness.

Trump & Musk are always making promises they never intended to keep. Elon promised people on Mars by now.

Calling yourself "independent" in 2026 America is like telling me you're Libertarian. What I hear is you're too stupid and too lazy to get informed.

I forgot that I was going to root for Washington's kicker. #GoHawks

Any time Ashley Hinson's lips aren't on Donald Trump's butt, she's lying just like her cult leader.

She apologized because it was a violation of CBS policy but she should have apologized because it was ignorant and racist. CBS has been infected with the same ignorance gene that runs through Trump's entire administration.

I'm not sure I support denaturalization in any instance but if I did, it would be to send Musk back to South Africa after the US nationalized Starlink (eminent domain).

Here is my latest column: Chris Jones thinks he is going to win. Thanks for reading! www.stormlake.com/stories/jone...

I'd respond, "Yes. Do you disavow voting for child molesters and convicted rapists?"

I think a rational person would assume that every Republican ad they see is full of lies. These people all support the most degenerate liar any of us has ever seen. They're beyond fine with lying.

If Elon created a cancer vaccine, 1. It'd be the 1st thing he ever created. 2. He'd charge $1 million a dose. 3. He'd lie about the success rate.

Cut Harry Buttkisser. This game should have been over a while ago.

Caitlin Clark sighting at the Chiefs game.

Steelers need to fire their special teams coordinator.

I don't think it's the Boomer in me that thinks old school "pissing on my leg & telling me it's raining" is superior to the less visceral "gaslighting".

I'm equally likely to watch the Saban series on ESPN as I was to watch the Melania movie or one of Trump's rallies.

If I see the score is 17-17 at half, I'm gonna go 'meh." But if you tell me it's 18-17, I'm gonna go check that out.

Only idiots are not hostile to this administration.

You have to imagine it.

UW is suddenly on the other end of those nitpick road-team DPI calls.

I got fired walking beans after half a day. I was 12 [?] and this may have been the first evidence of my vision problems. Translation for non-midwesterners: walking beans is walking down the rows of soybeans and removing weeds

I need to see interviews with the parents of these children who had their gender changed without parental knowledge. We'll see them right after Bigfoot passes the bar.

We'll get "details" that exonerate Putin when we get Trump's tax returns, the rest of the Epstein files, Healthcare that's better than Obamacare and all of those checks Trump promised.