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wtf

Sometimes I feel like one of those baby dolls that you feed water then they instantly piss

I've learned erasers have an expiry date

I love my kitty cats <3

My youngest sibling was putting Marmite on a banana, said it's because they want to induce sleep paralysis, and now they're playing Rush E. Life is a Madlib

I hate it when people say "woooosh" in response to yes-ands. It's so stupid.

I wonder if the direction of drawn spirals depends on the dominant hand of the drawer

10 drawings I've recently made on playinterference.com

More drawings I've recently made on playinterference.com

10 more drawings I've recently made in playinterference.com (including the one I left out last time)

Drawings I've recently made on www.playinterference.com

POLL! (very important) #poll www.tumblr.com/distantloner...

I want to eat so much fondant right now

Why is it actually giving advice lmao

Rainbow I saw yesterday

Opening boxes is hard

Woke up with a spider web between me and my fan and some if it is inside the fan

✨IMAGINE✨ You or someone you know is pregnant, and a dark ominous line appears, running down the bump Okay. That's normal. But then it does this!

Happy Spazzy 🖤

Roses are not red They never were and that's sad We've all been lied to

The google AI is SO obsessed with randomly saying "Love and Lemons Dip Recipes" mid-sentence!

Angelica <3

Are video games interactive ebooks with lots of pictures?

I DID NOT misspell it! WTF?

Amogus!

Poorly placed "lol"

Why do they call it a breathing contest when you breathe in the fresh air breath out not keep the air

why qwerty why not abcdef

I've been thinking for so long that growing mushrooms would save money on mushrooms, but I just now realized that you can just go outside and find free mushrooms there!

Best sandwich ever 😋

Day 2 of pranking my little sister with new wall decor

Day 1 of pranking my little sister with new wall decor

New reaction image just dropped

One of my cats the other day

I wish I could use my mouse cursor

Why is the top image when I search "burglar from the Sims" a screenshot of another search result

Angelica 🧡🖤🤍

Doggie’s Favorite Treat 🍦

The YouTube app is getting worse and worse. Wtf is this UI?