Ditsy Von Blunderpants

Ditsy Von Blunderpants

@ditsy.bsky.social

Cum laude graduate of Midvale School for the Gifted and former copywriter / producer.

781 followers88 following15.3K posts

🤑Corporate America 🤑 is disappointed. They expected the death march into poverty for millions would be a boon for business 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

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Mr. Tasteless is Butt Hurt by elegant, well-spoken, Nobel Prize winning former President who won two legitimate elections without Russian assistance.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill is scheduled to kick in in 2027, after the midterms, in order to cause maximum hardship to everyone but Republicans like Mike Johnson, Donald Trump, Elon Musk …

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump says he did a lot of great stuff but it will kick in later

Musk and Zuckerberg and Putin lost bigly!!!!! 🥳

Taniel@taniel.bsky.social

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

Trump prepares to pardon the Republican party.

Jeff Stein@jeffstein.bsky.social

Scoop: White House lawyers are weighing preemptive mass pardons for junior staff, sources says Under discussion: Pardoning everyone involved in deportation, war, or trade policy www.washingtonsun.com/whitehouse/w...

Words from the Wrongest Organism on Earth.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: Do you think it's right for the richest man in the world to have so much power over what goes on in a war because Russia and Ukraine? TRUMP: Well, I don't think he does. First of all, he's a very good person. He's not gonna do anything wrong. Elon will never do anything wrong.

Keep it up, America❣️

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

Trump set up a whistleblower hotline to catch fraud, and America immediately understood the assignment: flooding it with reports on Trump, his family, and his entire cabinet. Huge shoutout to everyone doing their patriotic duty by reporting the actual criminals! 💅🔥

The GOPutins have interfered with voting machines — again! Please double-check your completed ballot before submitting it for processing.

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social

This is what we were posting about earlier. Please take your time and double-check your selections before submitting your ballot.

W A R N I N G ! U.S. government resources are the sole property of Ms. Donald Trump. All others* are classified as deadbeat freeloaders and can drop dead. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. DISCLAIMER: *Exclusions apply to V. Putin and B. Netanyahu.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulent over access to the government than Donald J Trump"

You, too, can be a member of Trump’s Board of Peace — along with war criminals Netanyahu and Putin — for only a $1 billion USD membership fee.

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This is standard GOP practice — they’re pitifully unpopular and widely unsupported.

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

Republicans need no help discouraging the Republican / Russian side.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson offers a conspiracy theory to explain away his party's dire polling: "I believe there's a concerted effort between Democrats and the mainstream media that's openly biased in their favor to discourage the Republican side"

Dear Blinky: It’s not retribution, it’s law enforcement. You’ll learn the difference soon enough.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Johnson threatens us with a good time: "They want to exact retribution on the Trump administration every hour of every day for the next two years"

What plants? Name names, show blueprints, contracts, commitments, construction sites in progress, you lying fraud.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump says a good economy is just a year away: "Those plants are gonna be opening in a year, and when they open you're gonna see numbers that nobody has seen before"

Trump + Musk = Team Mean Girls

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

TELEGRAPH: Trump & Musk conspired to throttle Starlink and make Ukraine more vulnerable to Russian attacks — then Musk tried to blame only Trump. Putin wins again, as usual. Russia was never a hoax. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

Trump should’ve been a comedian — except he has no timing, no personality, no talent, and no sense of humor.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Honestly, I could've done numbers on Hillary Clinton. I could've done numbers on Bill Clinton. I could've done numbers on Barack Hussein Obama. Still could. I still could. I could do big numbers if I wanted to. Go after them. Criminally. Destroy their reputations."

The GOP is all promises. No particulars, no specifics, no plan, no intention of serving the people they’re betraying all day every day.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Y’all have been in charge for decades @marshablackburn literally wtf are you talking about

If they take ocer, Dems will do the work the Republican Congress avoided by stone-walling, recessing, postponing, dismissing, ignoring, and other treasonous GOP bullshit!

Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social

Under Trump and his Republican enablers, the richest Americans and biggest corporations have made out like bandits. Average working Americans are paying dearly for what the bandits have stolen. The grift and the graft must end. Accountability starts November 3.