Ditsy Von Blunderpants
Ditsy Von Blunderpants
@ditsy.bsky.social
Cum laude graduate of Midvale School for the Gifted and former copywriter / producer.
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Mr. Tasteless is Butt Hurt by elegant, well-spoken, Nobel Prize winning former President who won two legitimate elections without Russian assistance.
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
Words from the Wrongest Organism on Earth.
Q: Do you think it's right for the richest man in the world to have so much power over what goes on in a war because Russia and Ukraine? TRUMP: Well, I don't think he does. First of all, he's a very good person. He's not gonna do anything wrong. Elon will never do anything wrong.
W A R N I N G ! U.S. government resources are the sole property of Ms. Donald Trump. All others* are classified as deadbeat freeloaders and can drop dead. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. DISCLAIMER: *Exclusions apply to V. Putin and B. Netanyahu.
JD Vance: "There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulent over access to the government than Donald J Trump"
This is standard GOP practice — they’re pitifully unpopular and widely unsupported.
SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.
Republicans need no help discouraging the Republican / Russian side.
Mike Johnson offers a conspiracy theory to explain away his party's dire polling: "I believe there's a concerted effort between Democrats and the mainstream media that's openly biased in their favor to discourage the Republican side"
Trump should’ve been a comedian — except he has no timing, no personality, no talent, and no sense of humor.
Trump: "Honestly, I could've done numbers on Hillary Clinton. I could've done numbers on Bill Clinton. I could've done numbers on Barack Hussein Obama. Still could. I still could. I could do big numbers if I wanted to. Go after them. Criminally. Destroy their reputations."
If they take ocer, Dems will do the work the Republican Congress avoided by stone-walling, recessing, postponing, dismissing, ignoring, and other treasonous GOP bullshit!
Under Trump and his Republican enablers, the richest Americans and biggest corporations have made out like bandits. Average working Americans are paying dearly for what the bandits have stolen. The grift and the graft must end. Accountability starts November 3.