Divided 🌩️ Scott

Cologuard getting Albert Pujols to do their commercials is so funny lol

This is fucking insane

Got to the end of the queue and there were no tickets available at all. Left the room now there are 200,000 people infront of me. What.

I never got a rejection email for YEMSG they ghosted me

BBFCFM!!

The Dark Prince

That one guy Phammer (?) is ready to tell you last night in AL was the show of the year

The 5 worst words in the English language: “Will you take our picture?”

Monday Night Football Couch Tour is on

Almost 20min later and it still applies

Is there a phone off the hook

Whatever this pad thing is Trey has is way too high in the mix

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Duh-nuh nuuuh nuuuuuuuh

Good lsg

555 boooooooo

I remember nothing about Boardwalk Hall. I might as well have never been here this is wild what is this

Plasma Simple MFMF WGTYM KDF #pick5 #phish #ac2

Is this… is this what it’s supposed to sound like

Wtf

Ok

Carini Oblivion Theme NMINML We Are Come To Outlive Our Brains #Phish #Pick5 #AC1

ngl Sierra Ferrell kind of scares me a lil bit

Kind of take for granted how good the beer is in the Northeast

Help I’m in LA for one night and there’s a dispensary across the street from my hotel. What are good flower brands?

Who would have thought the guy with a top hat and sunglasses would be the one to hold up the whole boarding process lol

Watching Aaron Rodgers get fucking mauled is satisfying

Hell yes Jimmy James

Been on a real root beer kick lately. That’s all I’ve got

Gave the usual “how’s it goin?” to a guy passing by with kids on the trail and he responded “terrible actually”

This and John Prine

Not AI

Good morning

There’s a Patriots game tonight

They played it again??

New England Labor Day in all its glory #getshucked

Down with Shizeeeeeez

Wince Caspian

Free Theme Pebs and Marbs Evolve Bye Bye Foot #phish #pick5 #phishdicks1

Is there anything worse

Watching Clue tonight I guess 🥺

I’d be interested in a Billy murder ballads playlist

Every Dunkin’ Donuts in manhattan is like the most depressing place you’ve ever entered

Gotta root for anyone named Tugboat hope he doesn’t turn out to be a dickhead