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The writing is on the wall for Trump and Netanyahu. MENE MENE TEKEL UPHARSIN

When someone sells something they don’t own, it is fraud and theft. When they destroy something they don’t own, that is theft. When they get people to give up something of value through lies, that is fraud and theft. This is his entire presidency and business model.

St. Paul Police Chief Axel Henry is suing Mayor Kaohly Her and the city of St. Paul for sexual harassment. That poor poor man! How can he do his job having heard her use the word “wienering.” I can’t wait to hear his bullshit in court. He’s going to be tarred and feathered in public opinion.

Who is he shtupping tonight? It ain’t his third wife. She loathes him. More likely somebody who looks like his daughter at 15.

Has anyone tried the Captain Kirk method of destroying an AI by logic bombing it with “Everything I tell you is a lie?”

The President of the United States is a liar.

I didn’t believe in reincarnation until I saw this ancient Egyptian sculpture of Kash Patel.

See you in court, creep.

Huh. Since Trump first ran for office, worldwide cocaine production has tripled. Coincidence? apple.news/ARt3w2-fgRQi...

Executive Orders are not laws. Let’s stop calling these illegal pronouncements something that sounds legitimate.

Arrest Elaine Chao for covering up Mitch’s death. This is a federal felony fraud. It’ll be now or later.

Ding Dong! The Mitch is dead. Which old Mitch? The wicked Mitch. Ding Dong! The wicked Mitch is dead!

Trump says an election was stolen—but if there's an election that deserves scrutiny, it's 2024, not 2020. And the focus, according to this view, isn't China… It's Elon Musk. Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession. 😎✨

The only thing Trump’s document dump proved tonight was that there was Russian collusion. That’s fucking hilarious to me.

Critical context about Trump's speech: Trump knew he lost the 2020 election and criminally conspired to subvert it. That conspiracy was based on knowing lies. Not delusions. Not mistakes of fact. Lies designed to preserve and grow his power.

The guy who fixed the White House and fixed the reflecting pool wants to fix our elections. How stupid are Americans?

Can we get him another cognitive test?

Wow, Pete can you get your president some testosterone? He’s such a lying bitch. Also, your makeup is much better than his.

Wow, low energy. Never saw Biden this somnambulant.

I just had a 20 minute conversation with Lindsey Graham.

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

I guarantee the sanctimonious nazi that swatted Pete Buttigieg by claiming he’s abusing children actually supports a bunch of pedophiles.

"Here are the best deals we've found during Prime Day" is not a news headline. News orgs that include headlines like these are letting you down, again.

Dismal. What a great publication. Enshittified.

What a great time in the world to be algae!

Become ungovernable! #Antifa #anti-fascist

Happy Obama appreciation day!

Low Energy Jeb hasn’t been seen in a week.

Sleepy Joe Biden!

Was in a jury pool and the defendant was a young black man who was stopped, frisked, found to have a handgun. He was on probation and forbidden to carry. A white prospective juror announced he was a real second amendment guy, even felons should be allowed. But not thugs. Wonder what that was about.

Seems like the Strait of Hormuz is only open when the stock market is.

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Fiscal discipline- it has only ever been a fig leaf over the will to move wealth from the middle class to the richest. In my lifetime every republican government has spent like drunken sailors while cutting taxes from those who should pay most, leaving us near bankruptcy.

The right-wing and Russkitrolls and bots are really ramping up their presence here in preparation for the now familiar “divide and conquer” voting op. I think it would be wise to assume that these actions are not friendly fire, but enemy action. Stand with your friends. Don’t trust your “friends”.

Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the United States with the dumbest, most corrupt president ever in power is a bit like celebrating a wedding anniversary after your spouse murdered all your children and drained your bank accounts.

Trump needs to be impeached, removed and arrested. Not only is he committing war crimes on a daily basis he's casually announcing his intent to commit more war crimes on social media, like it's nothing. When will people wake the fuck up and put up a fight against this vile terrorist mutant.

The John F. Kennedy Library Foundation said it chose to honor Twin Cities residents “for risking their lives to protect their neighbors and immigrant community members from an unprecedented federal law enforcement operation."

Correction! Death was Chuck Norrised.

Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner is actively meeting with Saudi officials to raise billions for his investment firm — while simultaneously serving as Middle East peace envoy. The world pays the price of war while Trump's family reaps the riches.

Jared Kushner pledged to bring peace to the Middle East when all he really wanted was to bring a piece of the Middle East to Jared Kushner. #OpportunisticNepoBabyConMen

I know a few magas who decided they had to buy Teslas when Musk started doing Nazi salutes in public and Trump did a commercial for him. Also know a lot of folks who mostly listen to Country since it’s the only acceptable music for fake patriots. But I don’t know anyone who listens to Kid Rock.

Meanwhile, I'm against mutilization of the truth and also mutilization of the english language.

Trump will use nuclear weapons on civilians to distract from his documented rape and assault of little girls unless republicans stop him. He covets power and lusts after inflicting pain.

Bullies have two basic beliefs: -they can hurt you whenever they want -you don't get to fight back The second belief backstops the first. But the second one isn't actually up to the bully.