DJ Bricklayer

More like “Bitch McConnell”, amirite? Has anybody done that yet? Bitch McConnell?

They’ve described the Brazilian team as “sexy” at least 10 times in this pregame show. They need to stop it.

Voldemort’s story is an allegory for AI. Discuss.

These data centers are a front for something.

Hank Hill is my Ted Lasso.

Clarence Thomas, what are you doing?

So meteors just be hitting the moon all the time?

One time for Dinosaurus. Best comic book character ever.

5 years sober today.

Shoutout to Tom Morello for continuing to bring that revolutionary spirit.

No one wants meatloaf.

Cheryl, run!

Great job on taking the frog back from the fascists, people.

So is the Rapture today, or no?

Everyone, Please take down Alligator Alcatraz. Thank you.

Part of the fun of being named the new Pope is getting to choose a kicky new nickname for yourself.

We always missed church on daylight savings morning.

Mavericks, what the fuck?

Become an expert in something.

27 years ago in Phish history:

Just watched “The Holiday” for the first time, and what the fuck?

I wish Joe Biden would go big with the whole presidential immunity thing in his last month in office.

Hey, what’s up Bluesky?!