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Elon Musk's X account has devolved into a 24/7 exercise in dumbfuckery. This is what truly desperate shitposting looks like. He's losing, he knows it — and the meltdown has been spectacular.

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Thunder smack Spurs 116-104 in season opener. Wemby shoots 7.7 percent from the floor.

This guy is a hero 👏 That ending was peak unnecessary police overreach.

Love it! 👏👇

Now, all within reading distance know the smell of serious loser stink. This is the GOP personified; corrupt, arrogant, sexist, and racist.

Early morning toast time for Letty-Lou and meet our rescue Alpacas

Mike Johnson tried to claim this was one of the most productive Congresses ever. Then a brutal fact check appeared right beneath his post for all to see.

Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!

Dudes been prez for last two years.

He’s got a point!

Are we ever going to find out what happened to mitch McConnell

Remember this! #Pinks #USDemocracy

Hakeem Jeffries is not up to the task of being a Democratic leader.

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James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

Spot the difference

“If you zoom in on the guitarist’s sunglasses you can see a crowd of less than a dozen people… the organizers appear to have recently deleted that image.” 😬 🕶️

The RNC thought it had found a new way to disenfranchise hundreds of thousands — if not millions — of lawful voters. It spent millions building a case in an attempt to use disenfranchisement as a systematic tool to gain partisan advantage. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/the-...

I just went 70-12, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=6Ci...

I just went 62-20, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=DK3...

By nominating Ken Paxton for #TXSen, Texas Rs have inexplicably lobbed a slow, underhanded pitch right into our strike zone during a tied game. In order to win, we need to help James Talarico knock it out of the park. No swing-and-a-miss. No ground out. We either hit a home run or we lose.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Love watching San Antonio fans melt down this morning!!! #thunderupbitches

I could not have said it better!!!❤️💯

#EpsteinFiles

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Your weekly reminder guys. This isn't Grindr. Keep your gym pics with your balls falling out of your shorts out of our timelines. Not cool... not wanted

Left: How people think Mississippi votes Right: How Mississippi actually votes

AN ALCOHOLIC TV TALKING HEAD RUNS OUR MILITARY, A FORMER HEROIN ADDICT IS IN CHARGE OF OUR HEALTH, AND THEY BOTH REPORT TO A CONVICTED FELON. SO HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

Imagine that