Jim Janousek

I figured it out. The East Wing was demolished so Melania wouldn't have to think about holiday decorations.

If Google is going to rename maps to accord with Trump's mental deterioration I guess I should look into a good email alternative

Where's the line between dumpling and pie?

I tried to understand rivets but couldn't wrap my head around them. I thought I at least understood screws but there was a twist.

I may not have career prospects, but at least I've got my famous joie de vivre.

no, we have wars at home.

Trump's Kennedy center plans show us the East Wing project was a toddler reaction to marital frustration.

boy at Costco food court after looking at me: Mommy, he's a maaaan!

What's the expected interval between sitting president and not fit to stand trial?

Iron Lung Crushes Melania isn't the headline it looks like

What's Bovino's ideal number of protesters? Nine fewer.

Those aren't real law enforcement, they're paid crisis agents that are bussed in

If you're reading this message, are you ignoring enough?

Clearopathra and The Big Snowplowski out early making my drive to work nice and slush-free

I feel like you can only call it Dubai chocolate if it's made with slave labor

Well THAT took a turn! Six weeks left of the year to really wrap up on a high note

For a while people were stamping "my president lives here" on the White House portrayed on dollar bills. I'm wondering if "my president demolishes here" scans right, or if "my president does dodgy flipping projects here" us too wordy.

I've heard people say AI doesn't benefit people and it simply isn't true! It has led to a whole industry of warning people about AI.

Surprise twist: the rapture happened but nobody made the cut

Hey - nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen!

I guess we're working on making end of broadcast day messages great again

I hear Midwestern swingers display upside-down pumpkins

Thank you for using the tri-state relay service, have a wonderful day! It was a good movie

Lee Child uses a lot of incomplete sentences. But that hasn't hurt his sales.

Pretty clever of Canada to avoid tariffs by sending lumber to theUS in aerosol form

Is Bela Lugosi's Dead a bossa mova song?

When you choose loyalty over competence. you get incompetence with feigned loyalty.

On the scale of impeachable offenses, what ranks highest?

If these tabulation machine hacking claims pan out it would take a war to distract people!

If people started referring to Musk as the "world's greediest man" I would be okay with that.

I can only come up with the names of two of the fates off the top of my head, so I'm not really all that nerdy (Atrpos and Lachesis, btw)

Once again putting forward Sixtus VI as new pope name because it sounds metal.

If only citizens are granted due process, negligence to confirm citizenship is sufficient to nullify due process for everyone

Well, Trump is finally getting the crowds he's always boasted about.

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I'm only semi-babbling!

My current pet peeve is when you're driving toward an intersection on a two-lane road and one of the lanes is a dedicated turn but the markings indicating this are painted on the road surface underneath the car in front of you.

For federal officials wondering who's bankrolling the boycott of Tesla - not spending money on something is self-funding, doofuses.

Unlike the previous million-dollar "candlelight" dinner, this event did not appear on Donald Trump's official schedule. Oh, and Elon Musk was there too, WIRED has learned.

I started using a new toothbrush and the packaging says "pro series" so this might be a new career for me.

Has anyone contacted the Wharton school to ask what the fuck?

Pick your side, curiosity or judgment?

Will the Department of Transportation be renamed next? Can't have that "trans" in there.

I parked next to a Chevy Tundra Texas Edition. It hadn't melted.

E. C. Segar, 1935

It's hard to put an "I did this" sticker on aircraft wreckage.

blankets as Valentine's gifts: personal comforting season-appropriate

snappy options for obituaries: Took their complaints to God in person Scored tickets to a jam session of famous rock stars Permanently AFK Has box seats to this grand farce Wanders now only in our memory Tired of cat videos Guess who's here? Not the deceased The drapes didn't go. Will pay next time