Dan Long

Caleb Week has been extended

Nice at-bat Tucker

“The music is an essential part of any Grand Theft Auto game, and fans are going to love robbing banks and dodging cop cars while blasting classic pop songs like ‘Short People’ and ‘Political Science.’” — Caleb Grothoff, lead developer

Someone on the telecast definitely farted during that Kyle Teel at bat, right?

Embarassing

Alright now go to San Diego and be the good Cubs

Al Michaels voice: Lay-Z-Boy has POPPED

Kyle Tucker: still a mope

I thought Sophie Cunningham was the WNBA’s most important player, she couldn’t will her team to within 30?

Webb’s entrance music is AC/DC “Have a Drink on Me” which is approprate be cause he absolutey makes me need to pound beers

Matt Shaw still unable to shoot a bunt in the neck

Kill me

That was really bad

There has to be somebody in this organization who can get three fucking guys out in the 9th

Happ O’Meter: 173 (K)

Testify brother

Seiua has been just brutal lately

Vintage Happ @pointlessexercise.com

Holy shit Peter

Man if you can’t get anything going against Erick Fedde just send everyone home now

The fucking Meta AI commercial set to Bowie’s Five Years is not sending the message they want it to

What a waste of a Boyd gem

I can’t wait until I never have to watch Jameson Taillon again

Phil Maton: Still Sucks

Is this still the All Star Game

Here we gooo 🍆🍆🍆

Embolo is French for embellishment

Why is Carson Kelly hitting cleanup

You really have to credit Suisse for that effort (cc: @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social )

Vintage Happ

At Steve Stone: Visibility is not great

Good to know you can trust Wicks with a 20-run lead

The only realistic resolution to The Bear is Carmy burning down the restaurant for the insurance money right

As a relative neophyte why was that sequence even allowed to happen under the clock

Seiya 0-10 with 6 K on the day

Cubs select the contract of LHP Brynsley Felcher from AAA Iowa

I turn on the Cubs for the first time all night and it’s immediately Phil Maton giving up a long ball while looking like he’s holding in diarrhea

Fuck James Dolan always

Jump scare on that last rack focus from Castle to Rahm and back again

This is my most hated Cub team since the 06 Juan Pierre squad, and they might be way worse when all is said and done @pointlessexercise.com @praz.bsky.social

Dustin Kelly, Carson Kelly, Tom Kelly, Kelly Kapowski, who cares, all of you can fuck off

Carson Kelly fuck off

@bennington.bsky.social Look I love you guys but this was out of left field

I saw a Kevin Gregg jersey tonight which was the most jarring part of the whole experience