DLJadow

DLJadow

@dljadow.bsky.social

Guy who talks video games on Youtube https://youtube.com/@darklordjadow1?si=PznvrehnrXOS_oUj

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Turns out they've changed their policy to where games are ineligible for "Get One" sales, but I still found this ship combat game I've never heard of, so sweet!

Me: "The Halloween movies have never directly shown Michael's face." The Comments: "THEY SHOW HIS FACE ALL THE TIME, IT'S JUST IN SHADOW OR OUT OF FOCUS- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIES!" Me: "... that's why I said 'directly' you pedantic fucks."

Aaand now I'm getting comments that the only reason I hate the game is that I love Dead By Daylight- a game I've never touched.

DLJadow@dljadow.bsky.social

I actually scoured the comment sections of various Halloween videos looking for defenders of the game and what they liked. The comments on my new episode make it pretty clear. People just hate Dead By Daylight and are desperate for a competitor to take it down. youtu.be/W7snYSphhcQ?...

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And this is the latest one from 2025. I'll be making this years to post on Halloween. #krystal #starfox #loona #helluvaboss #sfm #sourcefilmmaker

shnick1985@shnick1985.bsky.social

This one is from 2024. This was the point where her friends started fighting back. 😅 #krystal #starfox #samus #samusaran #zerosuitsamus #metroid #sourcefilmmaker #sfm

Everyone saying Wildwood is a masterpiece, but man: those trailers were pretentious dogshit. Just a montage of abstract disconnected imagery and the only dialogue is "I have to find my brother!" like that stock motivation is the deepest thing ever.

FemShepLiara96@femshepliara96.bsky.social

FUCK YOU EA. YOU GIGANTIC ASS MORONS YOU FUCKING SLIMY PIECES OF SHIT I FUCKING HATR YOUR STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GARBAGE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERING ASSES. YOU FUCKING KILLED A LEGENDARY STORYTELLING STUDIO AND HAVE NOW LIKELY KILLED A SERIES THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, MASS EFFECT. FUCK YOU EA. HATE YOUR MFAS

So Galaxy of Heroes says "we're just gonna do one mini episode to hawk two extras from The Mandalorian And Grogu." Forgets to add any rentable units. So you go to fight a Krayt Dragon with a single under-powered character and die having done 0% damage.

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The dramatic tale of Diane Foxington expressing her love for someone unexpected. (1/3) #TomodachiLife #Livingthedream #Switch2

#RandomGameSaturday Halloween- Illfonic's attempt to return to asymmetric horror games after Friday the 13th was forced down. Huge empty maps, convoluted objectives, and minimal player interactions lead to a boring, repetitive time. And adherence to canon means the central killer plays like shit.

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Here's another big problem, Michael is slow as malasis and is easily out ran by competent human players.

DLJadow@dljadow.bsky.social

Played a chunk of Halloween's single-player campaign and I can already see a big problem. Michael has to jump through so many easily-interrupted hoops to score proper kills that it may well be MORE stress-inducing and tense playing as the killer than the victims!

We are giving up on Halloween. We all hate the game. Every match feels the same. The core gameplay loop is a shitty scavenger hunt. There's barely any player interaction. We're all bored. Playing public matches didn't fix it. We had an entire match glitch. We all agree there is no salvaging this.

Told a guy that- in the Halloween game- the person who takes the first turn is whoever goes after Michael. Took a guy next to me about a full minute to realize that I meant Myers, and not some dude who's named Michael.

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They better “vibe code” an Epic Games Uninstaller while they are at it.

Rock Paper Shotgun@rockpapershotgun.bsky.social

"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor https://bit.ly/4hMHbi5

Played a chunk of Halloween's single-player campaign and I can already see a big problem. Michael has to jump through so many easily-interrupted hoops to score proper kills that it may well be MORE stress-inducing and tense playing as the killer than the victims!

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To everyone who thinks digital is the future and are offended by physical games:

shnick1985@shnick1985.bsky.social

My entire Switch 1/2 physical collection. #Switch #Switch2 #Nintendo

I seriously forgot how freakin' NOTHING happens in FNAF 2. It is virtually plotless. It is the quintessential example of "middle installment only exists to set up the third film"

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Jadow is reviewing my favourite bad game ever made! Sabotain for me is what The Room is for people that love movies. I like to try to get my friends to play this game and so far I have successfully got 2 of my friends to play this. Give this a watch to see how Jadows play went!

DLJadow@dljadow.bsky.social

NEW EPISODE (finally) Sabotain: Break The Rules has become a fascination in certain corners of the internet. Because a Russian take on an open-world RPG had a fascinating outside look at the genre? Nope- because it was crapped out completely unfinished! youtu.be/iK0dd4O-5jA?...