David

As someone who is regularly attacked with body dysmorphia, I enjoy this photo x

After my journey from hell on Saturday, South West trains have given me a full refund!

Same besties x

Me when Vitos top kept riding up

The outfits in the Strictly opening workout dance made me want to CUM.

Just had my first greggs festive bake of the year. Slaps every time.

Home and thoroughly miserable x

The train I was on was delayed for reasons no one could tell me, so 300 people were told to get on a different train which was full and had half the amount of carriages and didn’t stop at the stations they said they would. How we’ve allowed this service to get so woefully shit is fucking mad

Transport in London today has been fucking awful. Two football matches and comicon and the district line is closed. Now on the train home and the roof is leaking in several spots. Tired and want my bed

The wind has turned me into a pop star (And a very grumpy boy)

Painted a milk jug today for all my milk jug needs x

Everyone avoid London today, tubes are fucked. Share to raise awareness x

The storm has torn my most successful rosebush this year at the base. I will not be taking questions.

My new stim x

Diagnosis? Red Dead Fever

It’s pornstar moustache season

Had a bath x

Just checked and it will take me another 129 years to pay off my student loan so that’s nice x

I am having one of those weeks where there simply isn’t enough hours in the day

I have the start of arthritis in one of my fingers and it’s just starting to ache and throb today so it’s officially autumn x

Three years ago today my precious angel became a precious angel x

Go to your camera and search 'boat' and post one that you like.

Me during Covid vs me now.

Ross learning human emotion for the first time.

I’ve spent the whole week thinking I am complete shit and ineffective at my job. Then I paused and realised I’ve been doing it for 3 months, have had no handover and am basically left to get on with it. All things considered I guess I’m doing alright x

Happy Joe McElderry new song day for all those who celebrate. (Anyone?!)

Sore throat gone, smokers cough persists (which is what you get for smoking for years, I guess). Basically, nearly back to normal

Feeling autumnal 🎃

Paul Hollywood talking about bread remains a massive turn on.

Okay I am done with being grumpy, that was a ride. Hi beautiful people, what nice bums you all have x

Drawing the curtains and having a silly little after work lie down. I deserve this.

Ate lots of mashed potato on lunch and now I’m going to have a 14 min nap x

Woke up without a fever and a mild sore throat. Progress. Off to work.

Why this book got critical acclaim I don’t know. I’ve abandoned it after 200 pages for being so boring.

Thank you to my husband for taking this photo of me doing what I love x

Woke up at 2am and had to get a towel as sweat was running off me. Throat is unbelievably painful (worse than yesterday). Honestly I could cry. Bad things aren’t supposed to happen to pretty people x

Still unwell. Going to bed. Potentially forever. Goodnight x

The country with most peverse interpretation of freedom has declared a sovereign attacked country should give in so his country can get cheap gas. Hate this timeline sometimes.

Today:

Home now. Have had a nap and feel truly rotten. Not sure I have ever had a throat this painfully sore. Send aid x

This is my ‘just got off a flight’ sandwich and it slaps every time x

Update: made it to the airport. Very tempted to make my husband get a wheelchair for me, I have absolutely no energy.

Update: Fever has come and gone, and we have now progressed to a dodgy stomach. Humbled to report I nearly shat myself twice in public today.

Update: Dressed, got a massive headache and am sweating like a bitch. Let’s go!!

Last day in Berlin so naturally I was up all night with a fever. Feeling achey and heavy but I shall persist!!

Adore the East Side Gallery x

Drank too much last night and the hotel room is disgustingly hot. This may be the end x

I dare say @dan-brady.bsky.social and I have had the perfect day. A walking tour of Berlin, Berlin Zoo and then a beer hall, followed by an accidental pup bar. 10/10 would recommend.