D.M. Farley

So Trump said he would only be a dictator on day 1. It's been 24 hours, so any further attacks on freedoms or the constitution would mean he lied... again

I dont think anyone could predict a 24 hour period where the 2 biggest stories are a Senator raising from the dead, and the head of the FBI downplaying how many agents committed beastiality... Did anyone have those on their Bingo card?

Today's national embarassment: zero context

According to Trump's speech, America is involved in Schrodinger's War: it is BOTH escalating AND deescalating. It is both won AND just getting started...

Anyone else think he wants his signature on all US currency, so he can trademark his signature and then say all currency rightfully belongs to him?? Don't say it doesn't sound like a stunt he would pull...

I don't care that Noem's husband dresses like a woman for fun, I care that his fake boobs looked so effed up... like come on dude have a little respect for yourself and get a breastplate that doesn't look like it was made by Picasso

The GOP constantly insults LGBTQ+ people claiming they make "being gay their whole personality" but those same people say nothing about how Pete Hegeseth has made his entire personality about appearing tough and looking for any excuse to brutalize people around the globe

So the military is claiming a "Holy War". I don't think they'll get any papal blessing for this crusade, at least not while Leo is pope. Interesting choice to claim its about religion instead of just admitting its about stealing oil and distracting from the economy and Epstein files...

The amount of GOP pundits and members of Congress, condemning Trump for illegally starting a war with Iran, while ignoring the fact that they enabled this behavior and allowed all his abuses of power leading up to this, is staggering. The GOP has a lack of awareness epidemic...

Sooooo, are they saying we should all eat Evander Holyfield's ear???

Honest question: With Kansas revoking licenses of trans individuals, could a trans person from another state be arrested if they are pulled over in Kansas?

Calling Nick Shirley a journalist is like calling 'Dog Shit' an ice cream flavor; because technically you can, but nobody wants it and its very obviously the worst one...

I'm old enough to remember when Davos used to be about the global economy, technological advances, and climate change instead of... whatever the fuck that was

It wasn't on Fifth Ave, and he wasn't holding the gun, but Trump killed someone in broad daylight. And he was right, he won't lose a single vote from his cult of cowardly followers...

Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick" Trump, Hegseth, Miller, et al: "Take your pencil-thin stick out of your pants, wave it at all your neighbors, and scream in their face" After just a century, the GOP turned into a middle-school boys locker room.

Every time someone says Epstein, Trump bombs another country

(My comment on a nostalgia 80s fashion post) My favorite outfit from the 80s was my hot pink jams and a mesh camo tank top... Thank God the 90s and grunge saved me from myself

FIFA saved millions by not capitulating to Trump and moving all games out of "blue citities," but it did cost them whatever dignity the organization had left...

This krampusnacht, I know millions around the globe hope that Santa's demon-friend is real cause we know nobody has been so naughty that they deserve to be beaten and dragged to hell in a sack more than every single member of this fascist administration...

If you're wondering why Mike Johnson has no idea what's happening when asked by the press, he's too busy taking food and healthcare away from the needy and Christmas from the Whos in Whoville to watch or read things like... the news

The same grown men who call Trump "daddy" try to make fun of men who paint their nails or have a manbun... let that sink in

I blame Ally McBeal for making me think the future was going to be unisex bathrooms everywhere, instead we have conservatives obsessed with policing everyone's genitals...

Remember the "90 deals in 90 days" bullshit? Such simpler times... I think we have about 1.5 deals after 180 days, and somehow Canada has climbed to the top of his "public enemy" list. Who knew?

We are ALL Portland Frog!!!

Vaccines, Tylenol, circumcision... the next thing to blame is #2 pencils. As more tests required those pencils, more kids were diagnosed with ASD. There have been multiple studies by Estonian veterinarians showing the correlation...

Just saw one of the snowflakes complaining about Bad Bunny playing the Super Bowl suggest an American performer should have been chosen, "like Nickelback"... It's a double dose of face-palm stupidity in a single comment.

I just figured out what the 'Avatar' franchise really is. 1st movie; earth, 2nd movie; water, 3rd; fire, 4th; wind, 5th; Heart. And then the secret 6th movie, where by their powers combined, a new blue-skinned hero will rise!

Can we all agree to refer to Trump's pet project as the "Epstein Ballroom"? That should thoroughly piss him off and make him stop talking about it...

Any mass shooting in a school, or using assault weapons should be met with an automatic charge of terrorism.The party trying to condemn political violence should recognize that mass shootings are also an act of political violence and treat those criminal acts more harshly than an overstayed visa

From the producers of 'They're eating the cats! They're eating the dogs!' comes the next big fiasco; 'The Epstein files are a hoax, but they're bad news for Bill Clinton, but I've never seen them, but they shouldn't be released because there's a lot of innocent people in there.'

DT: Covfefe Regina: Donald stop trying to make covfefe happen! It's not going to happen! DT: Bela...

The man is a hero. The sandwich, is also a hero

"Schrodinger's" Epstein Files: Trump says they're damning for Clinton, AND they're not real, he hasn't been briefed on them AT THE SAME TIME...

The 20 Alt-right people on Jubilee's 'Surrounded' admit that they are fascists... MAGA people online with no clue what words mean: "Facism is a leftist ideology!"... Which is it guys?

It's almost comical how the group that is still going off about Hillary's emails and Hunter's laptop are now telling people to stop obsessing about the Epstein list...

Worrisome to the Republicans is that Musk will corner the crackpot vote. www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

The MAGA crowd call every bit of weather that effects liberals a judgement of God, but when Alligator Auschwitz floods and is danger of being washed away before it can open... crickets.

Happy 4th. Why, oh why, oh why, didn't this country listen to George Washington???

If we absolutely have to have a king these days, could we at least go back to Charles? Definitely less Mad King vibes than Donnie

As we all know, the word Beautiful in the BBB, was actually just a code to replace the word Billionaire

After WW2, Americans were shocked to see the extent of the genocide when cameras were sent into Auschwitz. Today, Trump & his ghouls took cameras in on day 1, gleefully saying they want terrible things to happen to those they put there. If this doesn't stop, America will come out the bigger monster