dmrpolyps

dmrpolyps

@dmrpolyps.bsky.social

Raconteur. Bon vivant. Proud inhabitant of the island of doubt.

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So I take these guys for a walk and they wanted to do the long block, it's about 2/3 of a mile I think and at the end, when we get to my neighbor's house just down the street, Peanut now has to shit. I said "You can't hold it for another 20 ft, you could shit in your own yard?" Newp.

Mrs. P is leaving tomorrow for Florida with a friend of hers for like a week, so if anyone wants to smoke a joint and reflect on poor life choices, while listening to loud music from an AI YouTube Mix, come on over. You don't have to call first, just park in the front yard. We're not proud here.

There are times when I question whether what I believe is right and a proper way for a human being to behave and then I see Ed Sheerin and Robert Kraft and what they believe and how they behave and I know that I am on the right side of things.

When we buy plastic storage bags, we don't wash them first before we use them. We just put whatever in them and move on. But the plastic storage containers that you get, those we wash before use, even though pretty much the same stuff is being put in them. So what's the protocol on these things?

This fucking weather is fantastic. It is perfect in every way. It's not humid, it's warm in the sun without being oppressively hot and it's cool in the evening without being chilly. No pollen. No bugs. This is it, right here.

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Replying to @thetnholler.bsky.social

Seriously though.. like every time.. every time something horrendous comes put.. the Dems respond like they just spilled out of a backyard bbq and are 3 wine 🍷 glasses into their Lexus They need to sell everything they own and start over So they can respond to this moment in history

One way you can tell that the left has no real leadership is that there is no clear, coherent message that everyone is on board with. The evaluations and conclusions are all over the place. There's no one keeping everyone on message.

I saw Mitch McConnell on the bus today. He tried to bum a cigarette, but I don't smoke. Then he asked for a dollar, but I didn't have any cash on me.

It's got to be ki1ling Trump that there are exponentially more people at the funeral for a man that we are told is evil and universally hated than showed up for his bullshit 250th program.

Sitting here on the patio, the temp cooling a little, with the dogs next to me, a full bowl of fresh weed, a highball glass with vodka and cranberry juice, I reflect on the founders of our nation and I think, fuck them. The last 250 years has been a struggle to fix everything they fucked up.

A complaint has been lodged claiming that the quantity and frequency of treats have been insufficient to sustain life. Two representatives of the complainants have arrived to commence negotiations.

I have been fortunate enough to discover that if you take the pit out of a date, preferably one of those medjool ones and put some peanut butter in there or almond butter, whatever you like and put that in the freezer for an hour or so, happiness and joy will be yours.