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being afraid of the DSA is loser shit, sorry. “these progressive ideas are scary!” grow up.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

BREAKING: RadioHead has just demanded that ICE stop using their song “Let Down” stating:

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Looking good, loving this Patron tier so far, now to get to changing some of these posters

Obviously had to put Mullholland Drive on my New York Times list. I'll never forgive Eddie Redmayne for stealing Michael Keaton's Oscar. Hard to pick just one Christopher Nolan and just one Coen Brothers movie, maybe I am becoming a pretentious fill snob #filmsky

youtu.be/UnlRrxXv-v8?...

Then it all crashes down and you break your crown And you point your finger, but there's no one around Just want one thing, just to play the king But the castle's crumbled and you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing?

That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.

probably the most mischievous grin ever

Just because you ain't shit, doesn't mean you can attack people who are 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

"When they've punished you enough, they'll serve you salmon and potato salad, make speeches, give you a medal, and pat you in the back telling all is forgiven. Just remember, it won't be for you... it would be for them" - Tom Conti, Oppenheimer (2023)

"The atmosphere is lethal, but I will fear no evil" - T Bone Burnett www.youtube.com/watch?v=v261...

Of course I'm woke. What? Am I supposed to stay asleep? Brother I'm an insomniac, that is not an option

The best course of action for the next administration is to not just call it the "Trump Administration," no, the tree has been poisoned at the roots, this is a "Republican Administration," full stop. They all bow at the alter of Trump so they're all going to go down together, wishful thinking

Why do Conservatives have such a hard on for fossil fuels, aside from money Is it dominance over dinosaurs, which they don't believe actually existed? Is it the whole pain/suffering = better product? Or is it a bunch of petulant children doing something they were specifically told not to do?

THIS is what he was begging the Supreme Court about? This is worse than getting a slap on the wrist. This is literally no punishment for 34 felonies, do something goddamn it!

I just can't handle 4 more years of this dipshit running to the supreme court like a child running to mommy and daddy every time he doesn't get his way

Oh God, I just realized Elon is trying to buy Trump and MAGA the same way he bought Tesla and PayPal. Thinks his tech bro mentality of acquisitions is going to work with no blowback, only one will come out of that fight. Don't make me root for MAGA over the South African problem child

The best way for @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social to tackle their JD Vance impression is probably to turn him into Bobby Hill, he's such a generic blank slate, so why not just turn him into a bearded fat kid that loves fruit pies?

We're going to Make America Great Again by re-starting all those iron lung factories!

So this whole RFK thing started just because he's one of those people who refuses to drink water and needed to justify it right? Obviously the brain worm and the roadkill don't help, but now he's in too deep and willing to kill people to avoid admitting he was wrong

I've figured it out: Sebastian Stan as Trump looks exactly like Jack Black as Jan Lewan in The Polka King

It sounds like Pete Hegseth really needs help. I hope Trump’s VA doesn’t slash his mental health benefits.

I really hate these Russian State News networks. Everyone of them laughs at us for the glory of Putin. Every single one of them have extremely punchable faces and deserve nothing but misery

The Democrats current strategy is clearly not working. They need to go scorched Earth and be a real Opposition Party. Do good, don't let the Republicans take credit for any wins over the next 4 years. When people think Republican, have them think of perverts, abusers, and traitors

Trump IS going to pardon the January 6th rioters. They sadly don't realize accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt, so they're going to appear on Fox News and spout out bullshit about how they aren't guilty

Trying to normalize a guy who looks like the crazed henchman that would be killed first in a bad b-movie. What the fuck is up with his hair in his "official portrait"

Remember, Trump pardoned over 100 people between 11/25/2020 and 1/20/2021. Biden has some catching up to do, so spare me this whole "woe is me, pardons shouldn't be used in a political manner" bullshit dumb fucks like Nate Silver try to push www.justice.gov/pardon/pardo...

All Dr. Fauci tried to do was save people's lives, but since he wouldn't kiss Trump's ass about ivermectin and bleach injections, a vocal group of idiots felt they needed to punish him for not falling in line

It's the final paragraph for me. Biden hoped people would keep an open mind instead of ganging up on the President's son. Now that he knows it's just going to be a bitter ideology war, there's no point in playing fair anymore

We must STOP allowing any social platform to disallow mention of Nazi rule, Hitler etc or comparisons. We are living the nightmare of 1930's Germany. If we don't begin to listen to history we are doomed. Please compare Project 2025 to Hitler's "Mein Kampf"...it could be written by the same author.

So a reminder: It’s not ‘liberals’ saying Hegseth abuses women. It’s his mom. It’s not ‘liberals’ comparing Trump to Hitler. It’s his vice-president. It’s not ‘liberals’ calling Musk a liar and a racist. It’s his own child. For the record.

The Ruble is collapsing in front of our eyes, they've already disrupted America, but when will the bottom fall out? When will they no longer be able to fund the war against Ukraine? When will they no longer be able to pay the Joe Rogans and the Ben Shapiros?

"But Matt Gaetz is still on Twitter..." Elon throws around the word pedo so much, it loses all meaning, which is ungodly dangerous when an actual pedo shows up

It's obvious Elon wants AI to get to a point where it can make a movie about him and Grimes living happily ever after together. It's nice knowing he's so miserable, but depressing that it doesn't really matter

What does it say about Linda McMahon that Trump nominated her to lead a department he wants to immediately eliminate?

Me the day after and every day since the election:

I kind of wonder if Trump's a little angry he isn't the one promoting the Mike Tyson/Jake Paul fight

Oh god, Rogan's going to be next up if RFK Jr. fails to get confirmed as HHS Secretary, isn't he?

I am not looking forward to this country suffering from a case of Battered Spouse Syndrome once Republicans start realizing their mistakes "Why did you make me do this?" We weren't the ones who tricked you into voting for him, now live with your choices

Musk pivoted to the right hard for what exactly? He pandered to the people that won't buy his cars and demonized the people that do The $7,500 credit made them competitive with similar cars in the $45k range. Without it, why buy a Tesla?

It's going to be incredible when The Onion posts the first "'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens" article on the Infowars website

If we ever get past this as a nation, the phrase Make America _____ Again should be the first thing banned. If there is a sleeper cell phrase, that's it. We'll never heal until we completely move on from it

I honestly wonder what Tulsi thinks about Pete Hegseth saying women shouldn't be in combat roles. It's kind of her whole thing isn't it?

In a normal administration, none of these people would ever be on a shortlist of nominees. Gaetz getting confirmed by a Senate that hates him will truly show this country is done for. It's been a decent 248 years

Oh yeah, I'm sure the guy with brain worms, and directly responsible for the vaccine hesitancy in Samoa, leading to the deaths of 50 people, is a surefire nominee to lead the Department of Health and Human Services, for fuck's sake

OMG. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was a wormhole to the future. Trying to explain tariffs when no-one is interested. Here, in 45 seconds, the US election. Anyone, anyone…