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I call BS. I think she would have been put off by Kash asking, "what's your name?" instead of the proper, "¿Como se llama?"

47's job performance review seems to be going well.

Get a Husky for a pet, they said. It will be fun, they said.

I wish there was a Sheriff Andy to give him only one bullet.

Black Friday Small Business Saturday Cyber Monday Giving Tuesday So giving--the very reason for the Christmas season--comes in fourth after shop, shop, shop. Herein lies one of my problems with this time of year.

Who is joining me?

I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.

My regard for Charlie Kirk is lower than a snake's belly, but political violence hurts us all. I hope he can make a full recovery. I worry that this will be an excuse for the administration to escalate military occupation of our cities.

Airport concessions: proof that crime DOES pay.

We need to bring back the old slogan from the Watergate era: "Don't buy books from crooks."

Said the guy who probably couldn't get laid on a bet.

Do you see racism in the Republican party? No SUH! No racism heah, suh!

Kid Rock: I will no longer sell my music in California. Scott Baio: I will no longer act in California. Governor Newsom: My policies are working.

When Subway sandwiches are outlawed, only outlaws will have Subway sandwiches.

"has anyone spoke to you about our Lord and savior, Bullwinkle?"

Out of their asses. Next question?

ACTING! Master thespian!

The news is shit. Here's a sunrise for you, taken on my ship in Puerto Natales, Chile in October 2015.

Let's run this guy against Chuck Schumer, because we need fighters in the Senate.

On the plus side, it did stop her from obsessing over restroom signs for a while, so there is that.

I'm a Cardinals fan in the National League, but mad props to the Dodgers for telling ICE to pound sand.

Uh huh. Right.

I'm Andrew Abshier and I also approve this message.

I would call him Dollar General Elvis, but that would be insulting to Dollar General.

What's the old saying? "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."

Great news! If you go, either get there early (opening time) or late (around dinnertime, esp. on a weekday). Otherwise it's a madhouse!

This is being done in our name. I personally refuse to call it an arrest because it doesn't appear the men involved identified themselves as law enforcement.

I mean, it's not great art, but the artist at least try to make it somewhat flattering. My first thought is that he was painting Lindsey Graham, then changed his mind in the middle of the project.

@sheltieres.bsky.social , true?

America's Dumbest Senator™ is dumb enough to go along with fascism.

We told you this was coming--twice--but too many chose not to listen.

I guess Orbán is sharing space in Agent Krasnov's ass with Lindsey Graham.

GOOD. I'm pretty sure President Zelenskyy knew how things were going to go down, and he was prepared.

The inheritor of the Auntie Maxine (Waters) take-no-shit and don't suffer fools gladly tradition. Keep bringing the fire!

AOC is one of the few national Democrats openly fighting back. Let's make sure we have her back.

If you didn't know... • Exxon • Moulton/Coors • Walmart Have funded Heritage Foundation (#Project2025) for YEARS #Boycott

Jim Croce's song "Operator" is positively quaint these days.

It does explain a great many things. When even Murdoch's flagship rag, the New York Post, is calling out 47's capitulation to Russia, we have a problem.

This is how you fight Trump: by showing up, and making good trouble, necessary trouble. In this clip he is backing up his Representative.

Is it irresponsible to eat $12 worth of Girl Scout cookies in one week? Or is it irresponsible not to?

Let's keep turning the screws. It's up to us to save our country.

More fight from the D's. I'm with Patton Oswalt on this.

I've been waiting for the D's to show some fighting spirit. More like this, please.

Tariffs are bad for American distillers, eh? And most of those distilleries are located in red states, eh? So they get what they vote for? Hosers.