Dog Park Dissidents

P*nk's not unalived

oh shit we haven't announced anything in a while oh fuck we have to come up with news um um @toothpick.slut.dog is officially our guitarist now this is official please update our wikipedia

We are not yet announcing a tour but when we tour here is an announcement of where we will not play

We will continue to do this until the situation on the ground in Minnesota actually changes and will be ignoring any and all press conferences about it

FUCK ICE I know it's not much but my band and I stand with Minneapolis. The government has already traumatized the people of Minneapolis enough over the last decade, we don't need this

Until the ICE occupation of Minneapolis ends we will be giving all proceeds from merch and Bandcamp music sales to isuroon.org who are directly supporting the Somali community through this

Today let us observe a moment of silence as we invadey all the offices Dick Cheney used to sit and masturbatey to the bleeding of the margins

"Hey @ganzfaust.bsky.social, you got queer punk in my biomedical science!" New swag from @dogparkdissidents.com in the lab today. This shirt was something else, now it is better!

Graffiti T-shirts. Upcycled. All unique designs. Some of them are tie dye. Some of them are horse girl shit. Lots of local high school football teams. All of them are now Dog Park Dissidents shirts. Get em now: www.dogparkdissidents.com/merch

For what it's worth we emailed Stripe this morning after hearing the reports of them banning LGBTQ products and got this back. Not gonna speculate about what happened at the call center or behind the scenes, just FYI we have this in writing.

Hey we've got a bunch of merch back in stock at www.dogparkdissidents.com/merch Act now while you can while we wait for Stripe to clarify if they actually banned all sales of queer products or if their phone reps were just going off script Fucksakes do not make us have to redo the website again

Working on getting merch restocked to celebrate Wrath Month but it's a bit delayed so we have helpfully added this Print Your Own button to the merch store This is punk because anti-capitalism (free designs) and abolition of work (too lazy to stock merch store) dogparkdissidents.com/merch/diy

My @dogparkdissidents.com patch has arrived here in the arse end of the world- cheers to Faust for the sweet handwritten note 💜

Reminded that spotify sucks so we put Bastards on @archive.org archive.org/details/dog-...

We would like to let everyone know that our sound guy from tour is currently wearing his Dog Park Dissidents Crew hoodie on stage working for Cardi B

Sorry for being mostly silent in this time of everything going on and queer art being necessary. We're also trying to figure our lives out right now just like the rest of you. Back as soon as we can.

I wrote an entire comic book about a fuckin captain planet-ass world tour diversity woke team of intrepid assassins murdering the world's CEOs but even I never predicted the reality would come from the most marginalized, underrepresented minority in the world: Italian Americans

What an interesting and exciting time to have just released a concept album and comic book about a bunch of superheroes assassinating CEOs

it’s the top song and artist being @dogparkdissidents.com when i started properly listening to them in september this year for me

All good boys listen to @dogparkdissidents.com

Sona Vs Spotify Wrapped @dogparkdissidents.com

I might like this song a bit much guys @dogparkdissidents.com

Can anyone tell that @dogparkdissidents.com is my favourite band? Also featuring Zeke, the drummer being used as watercolour practice

I got my @dogparkdissidents.com vinyl in the mail today! 😊💜 Definitely gotta record this onto a blank tape to play in my old ass car

When you make bad music, you allow each listener to imagine what it would sound like if it was good. This is essentially a gift to the listener and demonstrates that you regard them with respect.

Finally got my hands on the new @dogparkdissidents.com album since it was sold out at the show. I'm LOVING the package design with the comic built into the gatefold cover and the stunning green record. I'll have to grab it on digital when I can manage. <3

Haaaa yo this fucks thanks friendo 🩷🖤

Don't really know what to say except this youtu.be/C-HGKABl4_A?...

You can't vote to end a genocide. You can't vote to abolish police and prisons. You can't vote to stop the climate crisis. We do not have a system that allows for that. But you can vote to impact, in a small way, the battle ground that liberatory social movements fight on. And that matters.

i've been avoiding all this mess because i have a lot going on and i doubt my platform will matter much here, but for what it's worth: I'm an anarchist, an abolitionist, and a radical leftist. I also vote and encourage others to vote. I believe in harm reduction and strategic action.

🎶🎵 You're a good boy!🎶🎵 Can't wait to see y'all again! 😍🤩🐶 @dogparkdissidents.com @xerxes.gay

straight up jorkin it all over a priceless van gogh for the planet, call us Just Top Oil