DogSplat

Sometimes anime characters die. It's sad, but it's natural Shipping dead characters is very disrespectful

Computers at the library are the third space we've been sleeping on

Got shadow banned on Bsky for being too woke

Taking away AirBnB check chores means that I know have to do the chores. This was how I outsourced my chores to guests and got paid by my parents. My business matrix is completely fucked

No one did a wellness check Everyone's too woke playing TTRPGs by candle light to empathize

I'm tired of going on the internet and seeing something new, or nostalgic There's gotta be another option

Family photos showing that being a chopped Unc was fate

They should make Doritos and Vodka that doesn't fuck up your skin

How do I get my computer to like-like me?

Some of you have opinions on things I know nothing about Please get me a truck and sunglasses so I can join in on the dialogue Ok bsky, Do your thing!

Powell Street Festival (2026) #blender #art #3D

Half-way through Carrie and excited to see her go full Rap God mode to all the haters

Keep having dreams about complex passwords. Have been conflated those new and exciting passwords with the ones I need for day to day life Help!

First they say not to say, "thank you" to AI as it's not a human and wastes resources Now I'm not allowed to cyberbully it? Don't tread on me

Did they remake Final Fantasy VII 3-4 times the past couple years, Or are they releasing the discs separately as games?

Anyone else have recaptcha pictures taken from inside their house?

Nice piece of shit! Did you buy it at the shit marketplace, or did you make it in the toilet?

Jimin Page

Juice box & cigarette, just like the good 'ol days

You walk by an old woman sweeping her stoop after gardening. What do you do: 1) Stop to ask if she needs a hand and help finish sweeping up the trimmings 2) Tip your hat as you continue to walk past, spinning your pocket watch

Quirk chungus survivor (2026)

Going to Costco twice in one morning changes a man

Ever since started using the tophat emoji my life has significantly improved

Anyone have a temu link for A Scanner Darkly's scramble suits?

They've rebooted X-Men so many times that soon Magneto will be Palestinian

Took the day off to see this lunar eclipse

Canada you smoke too hard. Your swag too different. They'll kill you Canada

Spreadsheets are for your mom In this house, I make the bed

Legit addicted to electricity

Renting audio equipment to make it seem like I'm throwing a house party (girls for the win!) The reality is I'll be keeping quiet with the blinds closed until I have to return everything Sunday afternoon

Been grinding my nuts to the bone for renting a studio basement with no doors or windows

One must imagine Dracula happy

For context it was the janitor and COO, but it turns out that they were related Nepotism is literally everywhere

Got in trouble for trying to make 2 people kiss at work It was supposed to be for synergy and now I'm unemployable?

Should be asking why we're not all wearing cloaks and capes (wearable blankets) This go-go 90s lifestyle is taking a toll

You may now pork the bride

Cafe int - 56 y/o male with mid 20s GF waits in line to order coffee 56m : Do you have black coffee? Do you think they'll accept gold coins? (Turns to camera to knowingly smirk for 42mins while laugh track crescendos) Credits

We should leave these computers alone I don't think they like what we're doing with them

Who else's snackle-box is taking the hit from this affordability crisis?

Went to the county fair and rode the scrambler this weekend Forgot how to log onto my computer and who I am

Guys can do girl math too

The movie Jaws was such a simple story. Just a town wanting to kill a shark Would love to see a prequel of how Jaws became so twisted. Seeing it go from a promising youngling, to a deranged menace that was warped by a broken society under the sea What's their story?

Your life's in shambles when you don't even check under your bed for monsters Couldn't care less about whatever's emitting light for down there, I have work in a couple hours

Gaslight your dentist

What elixir do they drink out of the World Cup? It must be some powerful stuff if every country is after it

Accountant just emailed me with the subject, "whoops!"

Being a human cannonball has its ups & downs

The Steam Machine is still a marvel that they got that much steam into ~6" Imagine getting an Atari 2600 in 1977, or a PS5 Pro now for a similar price as the entry model

The most sci-fi aspect of Blade Runner 2046 is that hardware and software works competently with that much AI integration