Dan Ohnemus

Any suggestions for chromatography column racks? The Bio-Rad polypropylene ones are absolutely absurd at >$600/ea (with a four week lead time!)

Skidaway Institute of Oceanography is searching for a new Director! Please consider applying (I’m a great* employee) and forward around! Deadline is April 1, 2026 for full consideration. Apply here: www.ugajobsearch.com/postings/469... *I promise I’ll start doing my travel authorizations earlier!

New favorite German word I’ve learned, “verschlimmbessert”—to make something worse with so-called improvements. So many examples in academia!

If you plot dFe vs dAl from the GEOTRACES IDP, you get a horse.

My snow boots were literally dusty

Snowvannah

A white power, nazi salute at an American inauguration. Twice. Be disgusted and be saddened by your countrymen. But stop being surprised! Be thankful they’re showing who they are—without veils or hesitation. Because in the face of this naked hatred we too can stand up when needed without hesitation

In honor of the passing of David Lynch—a spoof ad showing his disdain for the cheapening of his art

Also dusty:

We got a paper published! (And I already found some problems with it!) If you want to figure out how much dust MERRA-2--an atmospheric reanalysis product--thinks was over your study site, you can use the tools linked in the article or on my GitHub: doi.org/10.1029/2024... github.com/capecodnativ...

Firing up my bsky account with some content (con-quinnt?) re-posted from another app. Here's to a future filled with more authentic interactions.