Dom G 🦜💖

17 Mar 2025

Fuck it. I deserve to celebrate my return home after phallo. Meaning FINALLY rocking out with my cock out

10 Oct 2025

What do vampires do when the sun burns out? Is a beautiful eternal winter situation to be celebrated, or an untold horror because there's nothing more to feed on?

7 Oct 2025

This is a weird ask, but is there a 2000s version of Freaks and Geeks? No, not "here's a list of Judd Apatow creations." I mean, literally, as if the exact setting and premise was transposed into the early (or mid] 2000s. While I'm asking for that unicorn, with "Lindsey" character as a guy?

7 Oct 2025

Yes, I tried googling. Fucking nothing.

24 Sept 2025

Munster! (Lol side by side)

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23 Sept 2025

Nothing's dad rock if you're hot and childfree.

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I did a thing! I'm adulting! Jesus fucking christ, I hated that lol so random type shit 20 years ago when it was everywhere in my face, and I was literally the target audience.

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Oh the humor is the fucking WORST and makes me embarrassed to be a millennial (lol not really, but you get it) Go fuck off to the 90s and have the Jim Carrey quoting circle jerk we all know you want

While I'm on my bullshit here, fuck it. Gir was the least funny part of Invader Zim. There i said it.

Zim himself deserves all the merch Gir has. I'll shut up now (lol no i won't)

I can't tell if I'm being dumb fanboy or just losing it mentally. My best friend had to talk me down from spending over a grand to see the Used...multiple states away

No shows in Boston! Well I'll just fly into Philly for my birthday, treat myself to a nice hotel, etc

NSFW a band Nine Inch Cocks

The Lexorcist@lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social

NSFW a band PoRn

A more elaborate nuanced take: Tom: I'm a rich kid who was handed everything, and I have no personality to speak of aside from "Daria's boyfriend" Trent: my obvious depression is constantly dismissed as being a lazy bum. Also who tf needs music?

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Spoiler: Tom still sucks

The other, ADDITIONAL, even more fucked up thing is Jane is completely "allowed" to be artistic. She's just cool and edgy. Like, what the fuck.

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Spoiler: Tom still sucks

No seriously, the amount of r/thanksimcured type messaging, upon re-watching, is really fucked up.

14 Sept 2025

Why is being chill something to be celebrated? Really, you want to be around someone who will never get you and that you feel EVERYTHING all the time? I'm sorry, but no, hard pass on this default calm (neurotypical, but not in the way most people talk about) shit

14 Sept 2025

And fuck anyone who rubs in your face "xyz is so chill, you'll love them," thanks I'm such a hot mess I won't

13 Sept 2025

Spoiler: Tom still sucks

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Questioning if I'm really that gifted and talented after all. But at least I have LOTS of thoughts on my rewatch of Daria (it's an old comfort show)

9 Sept 2025

Got new glasses today 🥹👉👈

9 Sept 2025

Fuck it. Google AND reddit are unhelpful in every way. Is there a male version of Cherrykitten? I like the edgy fun shit on the shirts (i have one that says "I ❤️ emo boys" lol).

9 Sept 2025

I know they're technically unisex. And I can rock a baby tee, but like...don't lie to me if you're talking about "I have better tits than you" or something

8 Sept 2025

I'm done with fucking everything. Someone just tell me I'm not too broken and fucked up for other people. I've been trying to cope with art and writing. But that's not enough, that's shit

1 Sept 2025

1985 baby, as old as

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31 Aug 2025

Girl, shut the fuck up.

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

I truly cannot with the expression on her face, and I just figured out why. It's giving this

29 Aug 2025

According to Google, this specific post of all fucking things is what I'm known for

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Tubgirl from a different angle

29 Aug 2025

Posted before...but me at 21 🥹

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾@fairygodmegan.bsky.social

Ok lets see me at 21

I'm legitimately wondering if I need to do that thing I despise...lock my account down so only some people can reply

Locked down. Follows and followers only. If I don't know you even a little, I can't trust you. I wish I could have a million strangers gushing over me, but maybe some day again.

Just fucking block me if you think I'm problematic or whatever

Read the room. DNI if I don't know you.

Sincerely, fuck off. You do not know me. Don't presume to know me (exceptions know who they are). If I haven't posted in a long fucking time and come back, think for a minute why.

Every single one of you who liked this are amazing BTW.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally? Not a picture, but... I had a weird unexpected Amazon package show up to my house to what I thought was a fake place impersonating my address, assumed it was a fucking bomb... It was a children's camp with the town wrong.

EYArt0430 | Comms Closed@eyart0430.bsky.social

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Also it gets worse, I reported the fucking thing TO AMAZON as "suspicious." 🫣

When things are shit, at least I can I feel good on the outside

24 Aug 2025

Fuck if i know, you think I'm hot and somehow didn't scare you away with the entire body of work that is my post history

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23 Aug 2025

Forget cold weather being pumpkin spice and everything nice (fr tho PSLs get too much hate, they're fine)... I can wear skinny jeans again!!!! 😍😍😍

20 Aug 2025

When they say, "colder than a witch's tit"...who's the witch in question?

19 Aug 2025

My 2-year Bluesky anniversary was July 23. I missed it 🥺

19 Aug 2025

Omfg. Mr. BIRDS. Welp guess we know what Mr. Burns fursona is (vulture specifically).

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Hard pass. Mr. Birds was right to want to block it out.

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Replying to @castironirish.bsky.social

If i had luxury car money, I've get tf out of here and move to the city so I'd never have to drive ever again.

Look how much time was lost...

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Yeah, I've posted transition times of me to being back INTO the closet to essentially method act as a girl, be in drag, whatever you wanna call it. I was very much an alien asking "how do I girl" For reference...this was me at 21.

This is the life I should have had. This dumb fucking idiot, I literally can't even TELL you the reasoning is the stupid thing, it's a literal blank from my memory because I'm that fucked up. "It's hard." You fucking passed and were cute, the world was your oyster.

Everyone talks about detransition for OBVIOUS reasons. Not just being a fuck up who should have made it the first time around

Look how much time was lost...

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Yes i know I know "I've come so far" all that patting myself on the back shit. But DAMN 😞

Forget Hogwarts houses. Which Degrassi character are you (yes i watched the entirety while I was in phallo recovery)

Literally, the fact that (most) male birds are so vibrant and cool looking super upset me as a kid. Seeing peahens and such be all drab seemed so WRONG. Like wtf, what did they ever do to deserve that? At least Quaker parrots get full equality. The bonobos of the bird world (don't correct me lol)

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

Right out of tgcj answer... Nah, it's usually the male birds that are the most colorful and fun. Who WOULDN'T want that. Peacocks? Obviously mostly trans guys. Swaggiest there. Indian ringnecks? Same, but with beard.

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Replying to @pagnificent.myatproto.social

But how else will I know how much hotter I am compared to my classmates 20 years ago? ...okay 21 years ago. I've literally never been to a high school reunion, but damn if this reason ALONE (and essentially showing up as a mysterious stranger) isn't tempting...

FYI, when gen z or whatever says "millennials aren't funny"... These fuckers are the reason why.

Dom G 🦜💖@domg.bsky.social

You all know EXACTLY the type I'm talking about. The kind to say "i did a thing!" on Facebook (always Facebook) as if it's the absolute peak of comedy.