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People think this is the Milwaukee Brewers Logo but it is Actually the Official Logo for Mastur Bation !!

New Move: The Grimjob !! That's where you Very Solemnly give someone a Rim Job while the Casket is being Lowered at a Funeral !!

I Hope that in the Future, Trans Acceptance will have Progressed to the Point that Kids will Comfortably Talk about "Grandpa's Pussy" !!

I'm gonna Hong Off Hard as Fuck tomorrow !! @francescahongwi.bsky.social

The Great Barrier Reef is Actually a Cat that is Reefing on its Asshole and the Cat is So Big that it Blocks the Passage of Ships !!

The Quickest Way to a Man’s Stomach is Through his Asshole !!

Babies are Made when a Man Shows his Balls to his Wife !! This is known as “Physics“ !!

P.E. Class stands for Premature Ejaculation !! That's why so many Gym Teachers get in Trouble !!

Everyone's Freaking Out about Rat Shit Fever and All I can think of is the Amazing Opportunity for a Ted Nugent Cover !!

New Conspiracy Theory: PubeAnon !! It Asserts that there is a Fort Knox style Compound Hidden Somewhere in New Mexico that Holds the Pubes of Every Powerful and Influential Human, Living or Dead !! Presumably for Magic !!

They should have Named This "The Gum Guzzler" !!

White People and Black People mean the Same Thing when they Call a Person "Buster" but the Black Version sounds Way Cooler !!

Prince Andrew should Cash In Money in the Bank on King Charles !!

Early Fan Fiction dot Net had some Weird Stuff !! I remember Reading One where Austin Powers Shags Donald Rumsfeld !!

I am a Sperm Druid !! I can T-1000 into a Puddle of Cum !!

The Only thing that is Scientifically a Vagina is the Male Ass Hole !! This can NOT be Dis Proven !!

This is just a Trick to get people to Let Bees Sting their Tits !!

The Optimal Combination of Genitals is Balls + Pussy !! Imagine what you could Get Done with That Config !!

New Butt-Fucking Movie Title: Dung Spunkers !!

I am in the Shitter at Costco and Someone is Eating Potato Chips while Taking a Shit in the Stall Next to Me !! (This is NOT Kink Shaming !!)

English Lesson !! A Good Example of Assonance is "The Cusp of getting Fucked Up the Butt" !!

The Horse is the Largest Goat-Class Monster !!

I am watching this Really Good Korean Movie !! They just found Fruit Salad in this Dead Lady's Pussy !!

I get a Little Confused when People say "NB" when they are Talking about a Non-Binary Person because the First Thing That makes me Think of is the Really Mean Name my Grand Pa used to call Ice that was Stuck in his Wheel Well !!

People with 3D Printers are Always Talking about "PLA" like it's Some Kind of Plastic !! Real Gs know it means Pro Lapsed Asshole !!

New Million-Dollar Idea !! A Dildo shaped like the Statue of Liberty so you can Butt-Fuck Yourself with America !!

I have been Feeding Curtis Dryer Sheets for Three Weeks !! I told him they were Fruit Roll-Ups !! He just Farted Out a Fucking Lightning Bolt !!

Um this will NOT fit in my Ass !!

When a Cop says they're "Putting Out an APB", they are Requesting an Abundance of Poop on their Balls !!

I am the Perverse Mage known as Turdweaver !! I Yank Poop from the Aether and Guide it onto your Mailbox and Subaru !!

The Opposite of "Enemy" is "Enema" (It is Good to Blow Shit out of your Ass !!) !!

This Lady looks like Doc Brown if he asked for Poop instead of Plutonium and he put it in a Casserole instead of a Time Machine !!

When a Toilet Gurgles after you Flush it, That is it Belching in Satisfaction after Feasting on Shit !!

Interesting Fact you Might Not have Known !! "Daguerreotype" is actually Latin for "Diarrhea Fingerpainting" !!

When People Say "I Am my Brother's Keeper", they are Actually Saying 'Key P'er (Donkey Puncher !!) !!

Cake Makers like to Bundt-Fuck !!

We always Hear that Things are "The Bee's Knees" or "The Cat's Meow", but Nobody ever gives Equal Acknowledgment to "The Crow's Asshole" !!

"Rambo" is Short for "Ram Boners Up My Ass" !!

New YouTube Channel: Dipshit Physics !! We do Soy Face when we do shit like Turn a Light Bulb On !! Then we say "I Fucking Love Science" a Bunch of Times !! Give Me Money !!

If you have a Turd that Won't Flush, it has Proven itself a Warrior and Earned its Rightful Place in your Wife's Bedchamber !!

While it is True that Most Babies are Born by way of Natural Pussy Ejection, other Delivery Methods like C-Section, Plunger, and Enticement out of the Pussy with a Hamburger are Just as Legitimate !!

I am compiling a Comprehensive List of the Reasons I've taken a Solidly Orange Shit and "Cheetos" and "Crayons" don't even Crack the Top Five !!

I watched The Green Mile !! It was Good !! There should be More Movies where a Jesus Analogue Character Heals Someone's Fucking Wiener !!

The Invention of the Sausage came about because Early Man Utterly Refused to Eat Meat until someone Tricked them into Thinking it was a Turd !!