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Donald starts a peace chat. Putin gets administrator privileges. By evening, everyone agrees. Only Vladimir can send messages. Five Stars. Would Appease Again. Original satire, cartoon, and receipts: dontcallit.si/five-stars-w...

Obama suggested HGTV. We developed the pilot. Donald gives a family a ballroom. They keep asking where the kitchen went. This Old Ego. Original satire, cartoon, and the real remarks: dontcallit.si/this-old-ego...

Donald’s imaginary press-secretary audition: Three questions about his greatness. A calculator that gets the wrong answer by being right. Baby Got Briefed. Original satire, cartoon, and facts: dontcallit.si/baby-got-bri...

“I took another job to afford the commute to my first.” “Two jobs! Nobody talks about that.” Who’s We, Donald? Invented satire, cartoon, and real receipts: dontcallit.si/whos-we-dona...

Donald offered the Atlantic and Pacific worldwide recognition. “We’re visible from space,” said the Pacific. An unsolicited branding pitch meets two very wet skeptics. Satire, with receipts: dontcallit.si/trump-ocean-...

Daddy, you started the fire. Now pay for the rescue. Our invented briefing: “You’re still feeding the fire.” “I’m supporting energy.” Full satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/mike-johnson...

Welcome to our invented Election Integrity Hotline. Candidate won? Press 1. Candidate might lose? Press 2. Voter? Please hold. Heads We Win. Tails We Sue Alaska. Satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/heads-we-win...

Trump calls El-Sayed “Mohammed.” Our invented sequel: “Rama Mohammed Lama Ding Dong.” “Sir, Vivek is a Republican.” “Beautiful name. Wouldn’t change a syllable.” Updated satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/ramalama-din...

Our fictional nickname committee spent 45 minutes debating “Ramalama.” “Ding Dong” passed before anyone finished the motion. Congratulations, Vivek. Full satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/ramalama-din...

Our fictional deposition rehearsal: “You are the plaintiff.” “Good.” “They get to defend themselves.” Donald asks who approved that feature. New satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/trump-bbc-la...

Our imaginary campaign meeting: “The governor wants the ad taken down.” “Does he still endorse us?” “Yes.” The consultant checks ISSUE RESOLVED. New satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/vivek-four-m...

Congress’s youth program interviewed a 58-year-old. They asked whether his parents knew he was there. “You’re the future,” the chairman said. “Wait outside.” New satire + cartoon: dontcallit.si/congress-you...

Our fictional investigation: JD signs up for DisasterPlus, bills the American taxpayer, and unchecks “accept responsibility.” It turns out that box is optional. Political satire: dontcallit.si/tropical-sto...

JD Vance says Republicans should stop whining about the Amy Acton attack ad. Apparently everyone should act like an adult, except the adults responsible for the advertisement. Political satire. dontcallit.si/jd-vance-rea...

Threaten the company. Discover the Kansas jobs. Take credit for protecting them. America First. Google Later. In our satire, the browser tab gets Employee of the Month. Political satire. dontcallit.si/america-firs...

A percentage has been brought in for questioning. It refused repeated requests to get bigger. Bad Poll Numbers? Call the Number Police. Political satire. dontcallit.si/bad-poll-num...

The mapmakers moved the boundary six miles. The voters did not become six miles happier. They Redrew the Districts. Unfortunately, Voters Still Live There. Political satire. dontcallit.si/redrew-distr...

Canada wants less Elon in its internet. SpaceX still gets the launch fare. It’s like escaping a difficult landlord by hiring him to drive the moving van. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/canada-inter...

Veterans already did the service part. Apparently, Trump’s campaign was expecting a sequel. Thank You for Your Service. Pending Election Results. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/trump-camp-l...

The computers are being trained to think for themselves. Somebody should try it on management. Super Intelligence. Kindergarten Courage. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/super-intell...

Trump hits 31% in Reuters/Ipsos. Still demands a trophy. When Nixon becomes your historical comparison, the communications team starts looking for a trapdoor. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/trump-31-per...

The presidency now needs subtitles: English, and Whatever His Lawyers Can Defend Afterward. At East Potomac, even “closed” needs a lawyer. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/trump-golf-c...

Donald wants whistleblowers. Applicants may wish to check the guest list before naming names. Please speak freely. The approved direction will be announced shortly. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/trump-whistl...

Donald Declares America Smart. Evidence to Follow. America gets a diploma. Donald gets the credit. The teacher gets a migraine. Invented cartoon. Real quotation. dontcallit.si/donald-decla...

Donald has discovered a new way to lower grocery bills: stamp “FAKE” on the receipt. The cashier remains tragically unimpressed. Fake news. Real bills. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/trump-fake-n...

Stupid Idiot. Stupendous Ignoramus. Supersized Idiocy. Ten SI translations the signing table forgot. Same stupidity. Presidential portions. dontcallit.si/si-top-ten/?...

Five cartoons. Zero dollars. One credit line. Trump's spelling lesson, the SI handwriting class, Elon's orange punch, and more. Take the joke. Keep the credit. dontcallit.si/share-our-ca...

Department of War: tougher stationery, same taxpayer. The label maker has been promoted to national security adviser. Original satire. dontcallit.si/department-o...

Conceived, designed, written, illustrated, coded, and built with AI. If it's good, credit AI. If it sucks, blame SI. dontcallit.si?utm_source=b...

Republicans found a spine. It came with an eraser. Fresh campaign photos. Same political record. Our makeover workshop has questions. dontcallit.si/republicans-...

Super Intelligence. Unsolicited Bullshit. Your phone. Their robot. Apparently 'don't call me' needs a waiver. The consent fight has receipts. dontcallit.si/ai-political...

America First. Damage Control Second. Trump said it. His staff translated it. Los Angeles and San Diego deserve better than presidential damage control. dontcallit.si/trump-iran-l...

Elon once told Trump to retire. Then came campaign millions, DOGE, the breakup, the apology, and SpaceXSI. Lil Elon's independence now comes in Trump flavor. dontcallit.si/elon-trump-k...

Super Intelligence. Missing adult supervision. A Force. A rebrand. A safety-report writer quits. Vatican discussions. Who answers for the human consequences? dontcallit.si/super-intell...

DOGE's efficiency lesson: pay people to stay home, then lose the spreadsheet. The jokes have footnotes. The bookkeeping needs help. dontcallit.si/doge-efficie...

Natalie has the tablet. DOGE had the axe. You get the bill. The praise machine, taxpayer-funded Trump ads, and the adults who authorized the cuts. dontcallit.si/harp-doge-pr...

Trumpet Baby's greatest hits. The bullshit has receipts. 66 sourced entries, including 12 on Epstein: the friendship, flights, files, and the answers still owed. dontcallit.si/trump-greate...

Elon can land a rocket. Trump can operate a label maker. Somehow the label maker gets the ceremony. SpaceXSI, explained. dontcallit.si/spacexsi-lab...

The decorator has run out of gold. Trump calls that a lack of ambition. Our cartoon checks whether the stapler needs gilding. dontcallit.si/oval-office-...

Calendar: 2026. Machine: 2020. Display: EVIDENCE STILL LOADING. The grievance has excellent battery life. dontcallit.si/2020-voting-...

Law and order comes with a loyalty discount. Our January 6 article connects the attack, reelection, and clemency order. Sources included. dontcallit.si/january-6-lo...

The tax form in our cartoon is applying for a second job. Income. Deductions. One more government question. dontcallit.si/irs-1040-cit...

Ivanka found paradise. Then paradise asked to see the paperwork. A flamingo already has long legs, excellent posture, and a waterfront address. What exactly are you upgrading? Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/ivanka-jared...

All the king's yes-men. All the king's spin. Still can't put the bullshit together again. King Crumpled: the rhyme, the royal court, and the receipts. dontcallit.si/king-crumple...

Locals asked for affordable golf. They got a federal case. Trump's East Potomac makeover: preliminary thoughts, permanent stumps. Hole in one. Not a thought in sight. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/east-potomac...

The voter can make a choice. The bureaucrat can build a barrier. Our cartoon knows which one deserves the joke. dontcallit.si/voter-regist...

Our mailbox was working. Then Trump brought a chainsaw and an upside-down manual. The real court order is less destructive. dontcallit.si/mail-voting-...

Miss MAGA: great jawline, no further questions. The talent competition is explaining a vote. Nobody has entered. Political satire, with receipts. dontcallit.si/miss-maga-gr...

The press room has a bouncer in our cartoon. NEWS I LIKE gets a seat. Awkward questions meet the rope. dontcallit.si/white-house-...

A $5,000 prize. A Republican-Congress condition. A $1.2 trillion question. Welcome to the presidential game show. dontcallit.si/5000-dividen...