Harbinger of Doom

I am enchanted by the smell of old books.

Clown dog….

Log fog season has returned and I’m all about it.

The kid is working tonight, at Shake Shack. We made a surprise visit for dinner and I swear she tried to hide from us. Embarrassing your kid is a right of passage for parents.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.

I heard James Talarico was absent from the campaign for 13 days because he tracked down 37 cattle rustlers and lassoed them with a single lariat throw. He held them there until the Texas Rangers came to git ‘em.

I didn’t know this, quite informative! historyfacts.com/fact/fender-...

Fall in the park.

Friggin’ turnovers are killing us!

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Shawshank Massacre.

A public execution? WTAF? Fuck Hegseth.

My response to an extended family (I think) text chain…….. “Who in the heck is everyone on this text chain? Nothing but phone numbers texting each other. Are you all in the United States Federal Witness Protection Program? I thought it was just Mike and myself but maybe I'm wrong.”

BC, we are in you. Grizzly crossing near Meziadin Lake.

I love that the President of the United States continuously tells us how stupid he is.

WORD.

I'd drink bleach if I raised one of the 57 men that said nothing in that group chat. GTFO.

Well, the Huskies and Seahawks lost this weekend. I’m going back to bed.

Seattle honored Dolly Parton tonight. 💕

If you got a dollar for every trans woman competing in college sports, you still wouldn’t be able to afford a gallon of diesel.

Happy Friday, libtards! Today, I tripped over my hemp rug, spilled my oat milk chai on my NPR tote bag, dropped my pronoun pin in the compost, startled my rescue chicken, forgot to charge my Subaru and accidentally unionized the neighborhood. And, now I’m late for my abortion.

Much respect for Tub’s relentless work to ensure Trump isn’t the dumbest politician in DC.

I got to hug on Simon again today. Babies are pure joy (when they’re not screaming 🤣).

Welp, we purchased a car for the kid today. She’s been saving her $ as our agreement was that she pay half. She’ll also be paying $100 monthly toward the insurance (teaching fiscal responsibility). She’s worked hard and is over the moon with excitement!!! #Parenting

Brb……going to overthrow Trump TV.

“To offend a strong man, tell him a lie. To offend a weak man, tell him the truth." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Go Huskies! Woof, woof.

The kid did it, in the garage, with a coffee grinder.

I walked through my first spider web of the year.

Every time a cabinet member says “but Biden” they should be personally fined $10k

I am so in love with this baby…..❤️

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I have self control.

So, my kid isn’t where she said she’d be.

Trump's economy is so bad many of his voters are opting to lease the Libs because they can no longer afford to own them.

And……the Huskies win!

www.bloomberg.com/news/article... This is some scary shit. It’d be great if we had a working Congress.

Anyone want to meet up and just scream? We can get food afterwards.

Duck life.

Enjoying my last day of mental stability before the Seahawks determine my mood for the next 5 months.

Caption this.

The Container store is my kryptonite.

Baby Simon is already a DAWG fan! Woof, woof.

Love where you live. #PNW

historyfacts.com/arts-culture... Interesting history!

JFC, Trump is threatening to back Milei’s claim to the Falklands?