jadeHermit

#promosky Hello, I'm Hermit / Hermie (any/all) Interests: 🌳 Terraria 🔪 OMORI 🛠️ Minecraft 🏳️‍🌈 Touhou 🎈 Bloons TD 🎵 Hip-Hop / Rap 🏠 Homestuck

jade vs having any sort of commitment at all towards anything

the polarity in monsieurs z's comment sections is funny af because the redrawing borders comments have fairly normal comments (from what ive seen) but then you go to his posts and its a bunch of edgelord teens who never got any attention in real life

tv channel in the restaurant im in are running back to back political ads for opposing sides its so funny seeing an ad for one side and the very next ad is criticizing the candidate from the previous ad this is truly how america should be

what size are hic cup boobs

england must be stopped

mfs on reddit really got the audacity to see a post about a politician who (allegedly) sexually assaulted his kid and respond with those dumbass reaction images you would see on twitter back in 2023

now we have to deal with lord english? the 2020s cannot get any worse

new garden update on HSB look sick but it sucks that the max garden visitors upgrades are so expensive still cant wait for it to be added to the main servers

at least 3 build your own luxe cravings box from taco bell

RIP RJ MITTE (MOST WELL KNOWN FOR PLAYING WALT JR IN BREAKING BAD), IDK IF IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED CAUSE OF DEATH YET BUT I'VE SEEN THAT IT'S SPECULATED HE COMMITTED SUICIDE, EITHER WAY MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH SHOULDN'T BE IGNORED.

in order to bring about world peace, we should give every bit of disputed land to the maldives

i need a new laptop because this one constantly crashes and gets stuck in bitlocker and automatic repair loops

when your family geniunely infuriates you so much that you have to watch Every* S Page In Homestuck But Only When Jade Is On Screen

i have stopped talking about the fanadventures im reading because they either go inactive or get deleted but ive been having some good reads

i still think my biggest flex is that the guy who made "Who Killed Captain Alex?" followed me on twitter

oomf got opps on the tl

midnight and im playing a roblox rts game my life is so joever

ponos will give the entire elemental pixies banner UFs before even thinking of giving a nekoluga a UF

finally at 150 followers on bsky

whole buncha doves #homestuck

john wick vs john rambo vs john mcclain vs john egbert vs john f kennedy vs john mccain vs john the baptist vs john cena vs john legend vs john lennon vs john adams vs john quincy adams vs john oliver vs john locke vs john williams epic rap battles of history

im already scary enough as is i dont need to change anything for october

???

we all going to bussy and thats on @roselalonde9.bsky.social's life

we've located bussy

shes back.

homestuck should be required reading for all media. even those with no relation to it at all

EU drafts the "Start Killing Games Act", because the key to kids safety is draconian laws obviously

i have many great post ideas, but former president joe middlename biden personally arrives at my door and destroys my phone with a sledgehammer to prevent me from posting them

just got an ad for a "portable luxury potty" finally youtube understands what i need

if seven gorillas walked past you in lockstep what would you do they are walking fully upright btw

who is freedom and why must we spread him

comment travel so bad it commented on the same video thrice despite having the video completely closed

im like mad sick but i cant miss any more days of class so i just kinda gotta ball

i do not think minecraft needed the sift

Finally bought the nepeta plush :D (and equius too ig). (i couldnt get them until now because irl stuff that im not going to get into here)

do you remember, the 21st night of september

Bluesky ain't it anymore ngl site was dope as hell back in 2025 but now I just feel nothing scrolling this app now only thing stopping me from leaving is that there's genuinely nowhere else to go istg

3 followers away from 150 :/