Essex On Tour

Add “between my legs” to a movie title Deep Impact

He’s constipated.

Hey Americans, you do realise that China has beaten you and the speed at which the ‘greatest nation on earth’ declines and eventually collapses is increasing.

Can’t see anybody having a problem with this.

So is Simon Cowell the one in the middle at the back? #totp

If Man City were a pop act. #totp

Here for the comments… #totp

Beat song was the outro #totp

#totp

Class. #totp

Michael Palin borrowed Adam Ant’s blouse #totp

The Sax is strong tonight #totp

Next up 1980. This could go one of two ways! #totp

Temu Will Smith #totp

Hits hard doesn’t it 😞 #totp

It took until Kelis o’clock to get to something credible… then they set the clocks back. #totp

Ffs #totp

These aged well #totp

I… I think I’ve heard this one?

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you the twice elected President of the United States of America.

Looks like Mikey Kay brought his son to work with him. #BBC #SecurityBrief

Bitching american’s… this is what actually doing something looks like. #USA

England 2 Man City 2

Just withdrew from the Ed Sheeran tour

Wow! Bass-O-Matic, KLF, and then… dirge. #totp

Big bird on guitar #totp

Fucking tool.

This is how you start America. Or you could all just carry on bitching and do fuck all.

Fucking BBC just outshitted FIFA #bbc #worldcup

Is this the World Cup or the launch of a new fucking iPhone! #worldcup

Bit over the top… in England we just have a few blokes sticking forks in the pitch. #worldcup2026

I thought the oldest maestro at the final would be Messi

Do they still Shoot donkeys when they are injured #worldcup2026

Several innovations in this World Cup in the USA. Hydration breaks, halftime extended to 25mins to entertain everybody and most importantly of all, a non neutral referee.

Billy Idol has let himself go! #worldcup

BBC World Cup presenters… one won’t shut the fuck up and another isn’t talking any language I recognise

Please don’t celebrate on that podium. Please

Let’s all be honest with each other here… we are now the real world champions.

Pretty clear after 10mins that Rice is just gonna have one of those games

I heard an Argentinian fan before the game saying ‘We are rivals, not enemies’. Fuck off.

Ceasefire is over and you’re stopping trade & ‘visits’ with Spain. You really are a joke of a nation. #usa

Cunt

Scratch that one you fuckers. I dare you to

Afternoon after the night before, and my thoughts… same; get fucked you cheating low integrity bastards. Everybody is happy and laughing at you.

Today, I am a Belgian

You’re OUT you fuckers.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #USMNT

You were shit. Now get fucked you cheating low integrity bastards. #USMNT