Doris Pringle Salahari-Brule (hairdo chump)

😭😭😭💗💗💗 my sissy, y'all. I love her so much.

I have to do frosted tips on a first time client later today. Its like its 2001 and I'm 18 and in cosmetology school again 😮‍💨

I am so sad. I miss my boy. Why couldn't I have had more time with him to show him the good life? We had only just begun.

I just wanted to thank everyone who donated to my Susan G. Komen walk. I blew through all my goals thanks to y'alls support. I really wanted to take Rudy with me in the wagon but we decided tomorrow morning is when we will send him over the Rainbow Bridge 💔

My precious boy I love you so much 💔🩷

Hey y'all! The More Than Pink walk for breast cancer survivors and those living with metastatic breast cancer is this Sunday 10/25 and I'm only $191 short of my goal! If you would like to support me please click the link below and feel free to share! 🩷https://m.teamkomen.org/jf7jc

Its Wednesday and I'm STILL recovering from the Bills game in Vegas

🐎🐎🐎🏆🏆🏆

I am obscenely hungover.

I found Bernard! @bernielomax.extranapkins.net

Holy shit we were crossing the street and this brand new Range Rover was in the middle of the crosswalk and my husband licked his finger and dragged it across the hood and the guy layed on the horn and i turned around and gave him the finger. Hahahahaha. Dipshit.

Hook em, baby! 🤘🤠🐮

My Bills nails are a go.

Back by popular demand, this week's FELLAS FRIDAY! 🫏🩷🫏

Me: I mean I guess if the Guards beat the Rays that's fine but like, its still Cleveland. The mistake on the Lake. Ew. My husband: You sure talk a lot of shit about Cleveland Me: uh yeah, im from Buffalo Husb: I mean aren't they like, really simi- Me: HEY WATCH IT

My husband: Blake Snell looks like an alcoholic server at a steakhouse

Woah. I just picked up something from the mall and the vibes in there were rancid as hell. Totally weird. Lots of people working there but also somehow no customer service? A real purgatory hellscape.

I have a huge, complicated, annoying color coming in today and I'm just not looking forward to it at all.

A piece of something fell under the oven and Skoshi has been camped out next to it for HOURS. I refuse to dog out whatever dusty, crusty morsel of god knows what is under there tonight. She better chill.

Rudy has a friend over 😭🩷

Lol Jerruh has left the building

Lol Cowboys. Hahahahahahah

Good morning 9 am camera on zoom call, I'm thrilled to be here thanks for asking

Look at these turkeys 🥰😍❤️

Y'all in the middle of the night I got up to pee and I accidentally kicked Rudy and he yelped and he never even barks. Im truly a monster 😭💔

I was walking one of the dogs and a guy went around the traffic circle twice to tell me what a fat ass I had like sir I hear you its not easy to have such a juicy ass in these trying times but please, I beg of you, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

I can't believe I spent 3 hours of my life watching this.

COOL.

Remember those endless seasons where the only thing Buffalo had going for it was its defense? 🥲

Jesus, Mary and Tyrone, Buffalo. You're killin me.

I had a gap between clients so I swept and mopped the salon and tended to all my plants please clap

My husband is mad at me because I yelled at him for ordering pizza when we have 2 frozen pizzas in the fridge. I have been working so hard on our grocery budget. Everything is SO expensive. Gas is $4.00 a gallon. Idk what my point is. Im just bitching. Money doesn't grow on trees etc etc