Doug Gray

Doug Gray

@dougdirt24.bsky.social

I write baseball words for a living. Constantly tired and ready to retire. Here to make myself laugh.

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Probably that kid who does the Cheese Coney Club parody of Pink Pony Club.

C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social

I love how certain cities hold their most iconic musicians as patron saints and part of the city's identity. Minneapolis has Prince. We in Austin Have Willy. New Orleans has Dr. John. Genuinely curious: Who is your city's musical patron saint?

I had been paying for Office 365 for years and just letting my family use the additional licenses that came with it. But I wound up buying Office 2024 Pro for $27 and it came with a license for 3 devices. I don't need the cloud or the updates to do what I needed it to do.

HELL Kennedy@helenkennedy.com

Just installed my 26-year-old copy of Word on a new desktop. I will never pay subscription fees for software I already paid for. I will go live in a shack in the woods first.

I'm still unsure if I can get away from Adobe, though. I'm trying out a few pieces of software over the last month, because man.... it's $75 a month. But Adobe's stuff just works better at some very specific things I use it for. Might be able to downgrade to just the Photoshop/Lightroom, though.

This is a real movie that someone made. It has 26 ratings on IMDB. All of the ratings are between 1 and 3, except a single 10. Overall it's rated at 2.6. I just needed everyone else to know.

Let's take a trip down memory lane: Noelvi Marte went 3-4 tonight with a home run down in the Dominican Winter League. He was pinch hit for in the 9th inning by Aristides Aquino.

The front page of the Cincinnati Enquirer right now has the TOP STORY of a promo code for a fucking gambling company. What are we doing, folks?

I can't tell you how much I love that one of the Barstool dudes bought the "Pete Rose" coffee table and after he got it he said it was "easily the worst thing I've purchased".

I'm sure most of the people who would read this are also the same ones who are locked in and watching the World Series right now, but maybe you'll see this later. New batted ball data up on some Reds MiLBer's over at Patreon. Check the link or your inbox www.patreon.com/redsminorlea...

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I don't know why we do this. It's not 1752. We have photos. This is like when MLB uses those statcast stick figures to show us plays that we have 1080p or even 4K video of. Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Infield Fly Girl@infieldflygrl.online

What in the ai slop

Food as a whole, but pizza in particular. Medicine, both in terms of stuff like medications that are more effective and just ones that didn't exist, as well as surgeries and the recovery from them. Pollution. Solar panels and battery storage. Televisions and generally anything with computers.

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

The most underrated improvement? Our ability to get directions from Point A to Point B. Before the internet really got going we had Rand McNally maps that were helpful but only to a certain point. Then we had mapquest. Now? It shows your little car on the map and tells you when to turn.

In the last week two of the artists and designers I have been following for years (one for more than a decade) started doing ads for ChatBLT and how it helps their process and I'm just going to forever be disappointed in people, aren't I?

I don't know a fucking thing but I'm going to just scream and be loud about how right I am about it is as on the nose as it gets.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 WOMAN REPORTER: Do sexual abuse allegations mean nothing to you, sir? TRUMP: Wait. Wait! Wait wait wait. Slow down. Who are you with? REPORTER: NBC, sir. But they are very serious sex abuse allegations TRUMP: Quiet! Isn't she a fresh person? You're a horrible little reporter, aren't you?

I mean for fucks sake, her mother has not spoken to her in 48 years. Why the hell would or should anyone believe anything she actually has to say about her at this point? She does not know her. She does not care about her at all. Anyone with two brain cells can determine these things. Alas.

This is the second time I've gotten a TEXT MESSAGE from someone trying this. First off, how did you get my number? Second off, I hope you get an ingrown toe nail that causes you discomfort every day for the rest of your life. Never contact me. What even if this crap?

If the open world is Mike Tomlin's city (cities?) from Minecraft, I'll allow it.

IGN@ign.com

EA Sports has announced that it is working on a new open-world football game that the company calls "Project Gridiron," which seems to be separate from Madden and College Football. https://bit.ly/4z63a9U

Had to update some stuff on the websites to keep things (hopefully) secure. But that led to having to update other things which broke some of the stuff on the sites. That's been fun to try and figure out (and for the most part, I haven't).

The last two Vivek Ramaswamy political ads: One featuring a convicted and registered sex offender. The other featuring a "mom" who had her children removed from her care in 1978 due to sexual abuse from her husband (their stepfather), who then went on the run with him to avoid a trial.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Now the media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and call Amy Acton a liar"

But yes, yes, tell me more about Vivek Ramaswamy standing tall and the democrats using every dirty trick in the book. Not surprising coming from this guy, though, who publicly told the media that he would absolutely make shit up if it meant it was good for his side of the aisle.

I just completed the last batted ball data breakdown and spray chart for the 2026 Reds farm system. 87 total charts made for 80-ish players (I create separate charts for switch hitters - one from each side). Basically anyone who had 100-ish plate appearances and is still in the farm system today.