Daniel Pipski

Daniel Pipski

@dpipski.bsky.social

movie writer ( #TicketToParadise ), tv producer ( #ThePenguin #BatmanCapedCrusader, #ATeacher ), husband dad he/him sober #GoBlue - interested in community, jokes and positive takes

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Daniel Pipski reposted

Hello I am the mayor of LA and I hate entertainment workers, taco vendors, and people who can’t afford our bonkers housing market. Was that good? Did I Mamdani it??

I’m sure someone has already thought of/said this but the actual Trump Derangement Syndrome is how blindly his supporters continue to back him when he clearly lies, changes course, and makes everything in their lives worse, eg gas prices.

he’s either not a real doctor or he doesn’t take the “do no harm“ seriously.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz: "You're not allowed to complain about Somalians, because that's racist. And the worst thing you can be in Minnesota is a racist."

I met Taylor Swift one time and she was so funny and cool and fwiw, I’ve been married for 23 years, and I’m just saying if I was invited to her wedding without a plus one, I’d 1000% go. I bet it will be fun. (Sorry babe. I’ll bring you a piece of cake)

Are Def Leppard our Nostradamus? I swear they mention a red iPhone in ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me’ though no mention of the bullshit free U2 album that came reinstalled, that is still on my iTunes, that I will never not be angry about.

Daniel Pipski reposted

the real reason AI Chat Bots are popular is that it allows a normal person to have a rich person's experience: to give vague instructions to a subordinate and then tell them "no, that's not right" over and over until the subordinate finally guesses right

Lauren Boebert and Hilary Clinton being in the same room together like they’re the same is ridiculous. it’s like a remedial student accidentally got put in an AP class.

I hope her kids scream this at her when she reprimands them for their rooms being messy. if I was a waiter I would fuck up her order just so I could shout this in her face when she complained the pickles are missing.

Randi Mayem Singer@rmayemsinger.bsky.social

May this follow her the rest of her miserable life.

Saw SEND HELP at the CityWalk AMC yesterday and it's everything I could have hoped for. Funny and gory, classic Sam Raimi and Rachel McAdams is a DELIGHT! So amazing, it's why movie theaters are necessary!!

Shannon & Swift@shannonandswift.bsky.social

SEND HELP trailer is live!! Rachel McAdams! Dylan O'Brien! Sam Raimi! Spread it round the world, won't you? www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4wi...

Before I saw GARDEN STATE I never thought of anyone dying from tripping over an open dishwasher door and for the last 20 years it’s been in my top five concerns around the house.

i wish any journalist would follow up and ask if he ever sees anything or if he avoids the news on purpose so he can avoid commenting on all the evil shit his party does.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.

Amended: None of us are guaranteed a long career as anything.

Daniel Pipski@dpipski.bsky.social

100%. None of us are guaranteed a long career as a WGA writer. There will be dry spells. Oscar winners have dry spells. Emmy winners have dry spells. People who worked for twenty straight years have dry spells. Assume that you will too. Be grateful and keep going.

from #Variety on who's still playing at the Kennedy Center: "Few big-name acts remain on the schedule for the rest of this year. The list of those still scheduled is led by right-leaning comic Adam Carolla, Jeff Foxworthy, Tony Hinchcliffe and R&B singer Tyrese." Yikes.

Could not be more excited for this! Great premise, great trailer, great stars, great director and GREAT WRITERS. I'm so in! Opening weekend baby!!

Shannon & Swift@shannonandswift.bsky.social

In dark times, how about a fun dark twisted tale? SEND HELP is coming to help your vibes on Jan 30. There is simply not enough excitement on this app for Sam Raimi's first R rated movie in over 25 years. Maybe two new posters will help??

It’s a great year for movies. In the last month I saw Sinners (for the second time), One Battle After Another, Weapons, Ballad Of A Small Player, and Marty Supreme. Truly can’t remember when we last had a year this great.

our fuckface president is destroying the white house with his bad taste. a decent hpoz committee wouldn't have allowed this. but whatever, what he's done to the country is so much worse. ugh.

YUP. No one gets "#MeToo-ed." Their own awful behavior becomes known and they end their own career because they're awful, the end.

Mo Ryan@moryan.bsky.social

People went around for yrs screaming as if someone losing TV show or film was tantamount to murder. Really tired of this dynamic: You try to just POINT OUT ongoing bad behavior of a male public figure = you’re the worst monster in history & you just KILLED that guy by having standards. Sorry, my bad