Conky

For it’s 1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for? Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn! Next stop gonna be Iran! And it’s 5, 6, 7, open up the Pearly Gates! For they’re ain’t no time to wonder why, Whoopee, we’re all gonna die! Go in peace, Country Joe.

Watching the near-religious fervor of his supporters, from card-carriers on up to Cabinet officials, I get a whiff of Righteous Gemstones. Call it Righteous Asshats.

The river of knowledge needs to flow through science and reason to filter out the turds of willful ignorance.

Basket of deplorables? Way too small for all the white supremacists in this regime. Should be a cracker barrel of deplorables.

Usually when something like this happens you wake up the next day on the lawn with your pants around your ankles and a ferocious hangover.