knob, drawer

liberals already acting like an upcoming election went well

it is a civic duty for all graphic designers and photographers to reach out to food cart owners that use ai generated photos of their food and offer your services for free

it’s actually insane that most of the earth is made of burning goo.

typing the word “ideology” into my kindle search function until it literally explodes into a plume of skull shaped smoke

i have to come clean, i am the person who has been eating all the cats and dogs

if the goal is ai sentience i think they should try making it tired all the time

do germs have legs or what

the mining company and war company are fighting y’all

stand by my budding theory that rfk is jfk crudely glued back together post dallas

it used to be you get what you pay for but now it’s you don’t get what you pay for and it’s confusing

assholes still lighting off fireworks: the dogs in the neighborhood are miserable you suck big ass and it still Didn’t Happen

national mall 👀 like prada marfa if it was an ice detention center

there are three wolves inside me

the prophet we were promised. when are you all going to wake up

peace is every other step

big shout out to antifa or the democrats or whoever for controlling the dc weather on america’s bday

no good reason why dinner tables aren’t at neck height

tfw you realize life isn’t a highway

yes sir she’s called the guilloteen yes sir you’re going to love her, right this way

i think power dynamics are an essential part of understanding sampling / remix culture and that’s not always mentioned when discussing the great frankensteining 2.0 of internet content

digital rubbernecking will be the death of us all

dude if they can’t even do a reflecting pool without giving it an sti can you even imagine how shit the no-drone bunker is going to be

and if you want to do that well then you know less power to you

gods peed

i fucking love that the right has essentially reduced life to a paranoid science fiction fantasy for all of us

um actually you don’t have a sign stating you reserve the right to refuse service to anyone which is exactly why i can practice beginners magic all day in this chipotle

can’t imagine what it’s like to be an age where the wonky demons running amok are young enough to be your grandchildren. aging is already weird as doctors seem younger (do they even know lumbago) but at least they’re not trying to use pedophile magic to unsea atlantis and turn it into luxury condos

i’m on a strict conifer diet

can someone smarter than me explain the correlation between the manifest destiny caused biological collapse of our planet with the very reasonable desire most people have to die in their sleep

i’m on a strict carnival diet

our oceans documentary but it’s narrated by trump

is he gonna drain the swamp yes sir is he gonna drain it all over my face oh yes sir yes sir

disrespectfully i agree

look i may be a tall drink of water but i’m also a human being

i don’t know who needs to hear this today but it’s totally okay to own more than one pair of socks

chat, during nuremberg 2.0 are the republican cops going to take the republican politicians to republican prisons? eli5

a lot of bluesky discourse could be clarified by posting income, debt and assets in profile