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Do you ever think you can actually smell someone through the television? And I don’t mean a pleasant smell either. I can smell Noel Fielding’s breath on Bake Off. All stale and fags. The bakers are like, fuck off and speak to someone else mate. My wife is the same with the actor James Nesbitt.

Not overly enthused by the lack of engagement on this platform but for what it’s worth you should do both of us a favour and head to drawnfromrowz.com today and every weekday for fresh cartoons like this. Now with nice frames.

The list of things the BBC has done for me seems to get shorter and shorter.

Some questionable product placement at my local Sainsbury’s.

Look at this for a cast list. A cartoon story from the 1980s in conjunction with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social Enjoy for free and then sign up to my daily newsletter so you never miss a thing. substack.com/@keithwallac...

Lovely to have this eejit come and visit last night for a spot of dog sitting. She’s really not been well for a few months now but despite all that her tail still goes its dinger when she’s getting scratches.

For a thing - do you have former players at your club whose opinion you want to hear and is meaningful to you as opposed to the bletherings of so called "legends". Examples would be like GNeville on Man Utd, Shearer on Newcastle, Guys with views you respect because it feels like they get it.

Such sweet misery. Jurassic Celtic Park.

I’m not saying I’m listening but I’m glad it’s back.

Sleepy Dan.

Yes I have a harmonious egg house.

I drew a saga at drawfromrowz.com

I see #Caturday is the “hot” trend on BlueSky today. I’m clearly not meant for this app.

Describe your BlueSky account in a single image.

Some quality slurping of McCann and Dodds on Sportsound, picking up from where Sportscene left last weekend.

Anniversary arrives on Netflix on Sunday. Add to your watchlist.

In the light of recent events i highly recommend watching this. Sits along with Civil War, Handmaids Tale. boxd.it/cRMgCp

I was prepared for it but watching this hurt my heart. boxd.it/cN5YV9

You’ll not hear a quieter crowd than the one at the darts in Saudi.

Yer Da films himself doing the Gorgie twirl.

Save of Saves from The Ancient One.

Iceman.

Goodwin = good win.

Despite this I think the last couple of days have been edging me towards the tipping point. Their response to the Grok deepfakes is an insult and I’m kind of struggling with the amplifying of right wing lies. Difficult when Twitter is where I built my following / customer base. Advice welcome.

X hits the spot again.

No structure. No style of play. Head scratching team selections and substitutions. Questionable man management skills. 80 games of Thelin = 8 games of Nancy.

I’d like to see that Barron corner in the Louvre.

This game is hilarious.

A message from my sponsor.

Just finished listening to the latest RGC pod. An absolute joy for the neutral. And I don’t mean that facetiously. Genuinely entertaining listening by committed fans. What makes this pod my kinda of pod is the carefree and passionate swearing. Making a “roaring cunt” of it was the highlight.

Why the fuck would you set off to climb a mountain at 6pm. Arseholes that put other people at risk. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In association with @nutmegmagazine.bsky.social I take a look at a couple of festive fixtures from 1996 and 2001. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

Watching AFCON for 5 minutes and see the kind of penalty award that Matthew MacDermid would be proud of.

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Patiently waiting for a @barcajim3.bsky.social post on Chris Rea.

Could have done with the cameras spotting the Peaky Blinder tonight.

As the shitshow continues with Wilfried’s four in a row, i take a look at Peter Lawell’s bombshell announcement. open.substack.com/pub/fitbatwe...

The Premier Sports Cup winners have been added to the shop. Today is the last day to order for Christmas delivery so get your skates on and head to www.fitbatweets.com

Look at these beauties. Available at www.fitbatweets.com

I wonder if The Guardian’s resident Bloomhearts supporter Ewen Murray will be barred from Tynecastle…..

I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.

A new mug and coaster design has arrived in my shop. Its a niche market but i know that those who partake in such thoughts walk amongst us with heads high and cardigan covered chests out. www.fitbatweets.com/product/i-wi...

Until end of Monday you can get a year’s worth of Fitbatweets for a tenner. Then it goes back to £30. That’s more than 1500 cartoons a year about fitba. Do it. fitbatweets.substack.com/tenner

I’m not even joking but you won’t get a better Christmas present than something bought from www.fitbatweets.com Club or country, all types of merch. Order by 15th December for Christmas delivery.

Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.

Aw the teams, players and goals on a range of merch. Help Scottish small business and buy from www.fitbatweets.com this Christmas.

New Scotland prints in store www.fitbatweets.com/product/scot...

Scotland are Coming to America you know. T-shirts, tea towels, prints, mugs, coasters of these lovely lads are available now at www.fitbatweets.com

Andrew Dallas has been a full time var official for 2 seasons now and still can’t get the communication right.